Eric O'Loughlin

dumb, also stupid (he/him/his)

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

>at the gym
>gym is filled with women
>haven't experienced this
>feel tap on shoulder
>odds of it being a woman is high
>turn around
>it's the biggest dude in the gym
>"nice arms bro"

i almost forgot that this was the whole point

[vost @foolibuster]

birthday

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I think it’s time we start a dialogue about shower beers being the most overrated beer in the game right now

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

This rules

[quinn @friedpilled]

me n my friends #MeNMyFriends

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

making peanut butter water from 2 simple ingredience

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

Everyone hates living in a rental home until it’s time to get rid of a huge saucepan of oil

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Sitting at the bar, ordering a beer, and eating a cheese burger while watching a game by yourself is arguably a top 5 experience

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”

[^_^ @misandrism]

A man who is bald = a man who once balled . Please just try to remember that kind of shit

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

saw a dude unloading plates at the gym today like this