Oren S'wagner

Writer. Seattle/Los Angeles/Indianapolis

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I met Justin Bieber tonight at work. He's like God's cool little brother.

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@seacaptainpolls I want one. Two. I want two.

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@MrSteveEngHenn 😂

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Yolo Fett

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@berna_fett ❤️

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@megwiemer My twitter opened to the last time I posted and this was the tweet I saw.

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@megwiemer Papaya

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@Kendragarden I chipped in $25. Good luck to Logan! I may fly to Indianapolis in august to see them!

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@Kendragarden Are you kidding!? My friends son is going to be marching with Phantom this summer! He plays tenor drums.

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@davidguldy @4thcornergal @nytimes Where’s all these charging stations going to come from to power the fleet of 200k+ postal trucks?

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@StrangerTings1 @AZ_Spartan @nytimes The postmaster can only be replaced by the Board of Governors. That board consists of… wait for it… Tr*mp appointees.

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@LateNightSeth @sethmeyers Can you do an impression of My Pillow Guy impersonating you?

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If this “Brandon” guy is so great, why doesn’t he run for President?

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@JayInslee hi! Let’s get rid of daylight savings time please!

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ @Jim_Banks @RepJimBanks Jim gets an A+ for pandering. Not all Hoosiers see things like you do.

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@StephenAtHome

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I think the Amélie soundtrack is a gift from the universe.

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Ibuprofen? Don’t you mean I-am-profen?

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lol all the “pandemic is over!! welcome back to spending money!” commercials, in between reports of skyrocketing infections..

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@seacaptainpolls Can Mikey “The Shoe” be a guest Corrections anchor?

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@seacaptainpolls Stop the steal!