Mr Piffles

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

Does this make @pennjillette my grandpappy?

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

SEE my dad DOES love me 😍

https://t.co/3mAPMVil2v

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

https://t.co/1adfpqTNm7

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

Still hungover and it’s been 4 days

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

@MrPiffles bday was one for the history books https://t.co/iByb5Yd9Am

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

🥰

[Flamingo Las Vegas @FlamingoVegas]

Happy Birthday to our fav pup @MrPiffles 🎉

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

Marie… please adopt me… i can’t 🥹

[Marie Osmond @marieosmond]

Happy 15th birthday to the ONE and ONLY @mrpiffles!🥳🎉 Haha you and @piffthemagicdragon were wonderful at the Flamingo a few weeks back!🥰 That’s like 76 in human years and may I say, it looks good on you!! 😆

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

Joke’s on you I take limos everywhere

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Well well well… somebody’s about to get their driver’s permit

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

That doesn’t make me nervous at all

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

When I forgot to feed the bird in my sleeve last week and now I’m seeing the repercussions

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

@thepiff That’s what you get for teaching me magic

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Naps on naps on naps on naps

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

We bout to be rich!

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Perfect timing for my tour lol

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

Such a supportive father

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Sissy that walk

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Get your tickets now!

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

GET HYPE

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

Um. Not just some dog MACKENZIE

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

SO THE BALD ONE. HOWIE. HE’S A GERMAPHOBE AND LIKES ARNOLD PALMERS. IT’S ICE TEA AND LEMONADE. AND HE DRANK THIS WARM ONE THAT THIS DOG PEED INTO A GLASS BECAUSE MAGIC YA KNOW

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

The things I do for my fans

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

PIFFILEAKS: What they couldn’t show you on TV! Watch it here: https://t.co/eYdrTyWMWk

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Thanks for having me @Telegraph https://t.co/IuSwVym8TR

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

You hear a knock at the door and see this. what do you do?

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Me trying to figure out how to add a third Sunday to the weekend

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Big time mood after a big time Monday

[Mr Piffles @MrPiffles]

My name is usually the one that gets us in 👀

[Piff the Magic Dragon @thepiff]

Just me and the bros waiting to get into the VIP Section