Mr. Pinchy

I made you some risotto

[Mr. Pinchy @mrpinchy]

I’d rather have fewer super rings and more super grandmas.

#SuperSpreaderBowl

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The #MarioKart menu theme music sounds too much like the outro to #SNL. “I’d like to thank Princess Peach, musical guest Baby Mario...”

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First they stole @nathanfielder's reality TV talent, now they're stealing his marketing genius. #DoinkIt #TheOnlyProofYoureNotaBaby

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@settlersofcatan do you see it now? Or should we finish this on the board? #KnightsGambit

[Mr. Pinchy @mrpinchy]

What exactly is the “new old-fashioned way?” #MerryChristmas2020 #legendarymice

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@ghostrocket Somehow no 😔

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Torn on the effectiveness of southern billboard advertising. I bought a lot of lottery tickets on our road trip, yet my stance on abortion is unchanged.

[Mr. Pinchy @mrpinchy]

@Casper or @Purple should partner with @Airbnb to offer verified hosts discounted mattresses in exchange for promotion. Without fail every beautiful stay ruins the experience with a cheap mattress. In fact, I’m surprised #Airbnb hasn’t monetized home products more yet.

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@trello @michaelpryor Taco

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@nwbiscott2 was stoked to see you here in Blue Ridge. Re. Stocked.

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Tried my first @VeganSeafood - pan fried Crab Cakes from Sophie’s Kitchen. Not a bad start. Should come with a tartar sauce packet like how @gardein does gravy. #Vegan

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Brings back memories of @NewDeckTavern beers and trivia after class with @chrisstanchak

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“[#Bigfoot’s excrement] was still warm to the touch.” Easily 90 Courics. #southpark

[Mr. Pinchy @mrpinchy]

Two country boys were staring at me for a prolonged period of time today. As I sipped my coffee, one exclaimed, “Whoa. We thought you were a statue.” Meth is a wonderful drug.

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@LailaMickelwait Suggest highlighting the most popular keywords on PH next. Feeding demand for exploiting minors. First video: “teen babysitter.” Hard to police words but a litmus test showing intent to portray actors as minors doesn’t feel impossible either.

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@SwartzwelderJ what I can only guess is a #Simpsons Fat Tony sticker in the glass collectible case at the Bigfoot Museum, where staff urge you to BELIEVE (in anything but wearing a mask).

[Mr. Pinchy @mrpinchy]

#airbnbexperiences

[Jeff Jacobson @jeffjacobson]

My mom grew up on the same street as Smokey Robinson in Detroit. So for Chanukah, I wanted to reunite them via @Cameo. But the video takes a strange twist.

[Mr. Pinchy @mrpinchy]

“Try having omelettes now, Denver.” 👾 @danasnyder

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@jburdeezy Thrice I’ve received a head of cabbage instead of lettuce. I’ve given it slaw I’ve got, captain!