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[ralph @mrralfrox]

Sometimes I feel not very bright but I’ve just heard a fully grown adult in the office think they can put a colander on their head and watch the eclipse through the holes ….

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@AndyBurnhamGM @BeeNetwork I planned to get a tram last night from Piccadilly to Co-op Live. I tapped in, however after waiting and making no progress due to trams being too full, I tapped out and walked. Can you tell me why I’ve been charged when I didn’t step foot on a tram

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka @Bershka @ASOS_Menswear are you both incapable of replying

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka these trainers I bought from @ASOS_Menswear a few months back and worn not even 5 times are literally falling apart with the sole falling off. Please can you advise on how you’re going to resolve this issue thanks

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka please reply and sort this

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@marksandspencer hi do u still sell picnic falafels

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka @Bershka still waiting on a reply.

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka @Bershka sorry never had such ignorant and incompetent customer service in my life. No replies to these yet I see you replying to others nor no reply to my email I sent last week

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@ckievbandit Obsessed with him screenshotting this years ago and adding the terrified caption as if he’s literally there in person when in fact neither me, nor the horse, ever met this man

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka can you reply please also emailed you

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@Bershka @ASOS_Menswear

[ralph @mrralfrox]

Why did I think katy perry was going to space for like 2 months not a mere 5 minutes

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@ckievbandit

[ralph @mrralfrox]

@ckievbandit

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Paris Hilton and Robbie Williams (2009)

[ralph @mrralfrox]

Just purchased my first ever item of clothing from a charity shop

[ralph @mrralfrox]

Obsessed with how literally not one person blinked nor cared about lisa’s priest admission #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Obsessed with how Linda delivered this line #TheTraitors

[ralph @mrralfrox]

Got him gagged fr