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@BDDunbar @ChorleyOAFC Skiers have the strongest knees in sport and if I were Tom Conlon I'd do nothing but alpine skiing for a whole year.

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@BDDunbar @ChorleyOAFC "Far far too dangerous for professional athletes to go skiing" - except professional skiers, presumably... who do it their entire careers and average one cruciate ligament injury every 20 years.

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@BeakSticke6883 A snipe without a compliment... worse than B.O.

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Barry Owen can't deliver a complement without abutting it with a snipe. #oafc

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@magpies_history @OfficialOAFC @olivernorburn18 Very kind. Wishing you well too. Proper club.

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@tnsfc Best of luck Jez at tnsfc. And thanks for your legendary efforts at Wembley last year. We'll always support you at Boundary Park. It's a love thing.

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Agent GSM had 2 assists for them (one the Monty OG) but also played a part in all 3 Latics goals. He committed a penalty offence against Garner (in case the other hadn't been given), gave Jez acres to get the ball to Norwood, and lost possession for the winner.
1 of us!
#oafc

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@BactrainCamel Oi, Cuntspotter... Do your job!

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@CuntSpot @Prestonoldham51 @OfficialOAFC @Trevor_Q1 Mr. C Spotter,
Just thought I'd say how very much I appreciate the work you do.

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@T145Alex Like "other" clubs do, you mean? I supposed I'm still getting used to this new version of the Latics that isn't on a 30-year downward spiral. Can the up-turn continue? Dare we dream? God, I hope so. But isn't it the hope that kills you? Aaarrggghhhhhh!

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Mid-field generals Cory Evans & Ryan Woods plus terrier Tom Conlon have all been instrumental in our upturn over the past two seasons. During their omissions through injury we were at our worst. Getting nervous that we'll replace them on a punt with rubbish. #oafc

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@AaronDiskin1 Not bothered about the timing, just the quality. I would contend that anyone who doesn't get nervous about who we replace our pivotal players with perhaps hasn't been paying attention for the past 3 decades. Hey ho... in Mellon we trust, I guess... excitingly & apprehensively so.

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@DariusAFletcher I had no idea either until you just flagged it. Season 4. Available on Youtube. I'm gonna watch it.

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@ALAFTBL @afrostie4 If Hannant's your best shot at us next season I fear you may be in for a shocker. Friendly advice: You don't play football with your gob, and Luke "Gob-ball" Hannant ain't got no feet, so I'd sell him on if I were you or we'll happily take the 6 points you hand us on a plate.

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@AlwaysOafc @matt_uggla @ha11nno Whatever your point is there's no need to post a GIF of that twunt ass-flossing his vagina neck.

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@CallumWorsley18 @omOAFC Tears? You mistake us for someone who gives a shit.

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@cc9939h Even when he tries to pick his nose he misses.

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@pritchard_joe Well done, Joe. Looking forward to seeing you back at Boundary Park next season. Always welcome, lad.

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@alexjb_07 Better or worse than a Tuesday night in fvckin Boring Wood?

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@Curtis_dockray @ChrisJStott19 They'll be the first fixtures we'll look for when the list comes out. Can you possibly imagine any anticipation about the Boreham Wood fixtures? That's the difference.