Juliet Torres

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@instagram what’s going on with ig lately?? My account was deleted and I didn’t break any rules 😑

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

#VenmoMe juliettorres

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

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[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

Co worker: what do you want for lunch? Me: a nap.

[GZA @xBlack_Manta]

You had to be there

[GZA @xBlack_Manta]

@JamariJones_ATL Fixed it 😂

[Chris Kuzyk @_KOOZ_]

Me as a 7 year old looking for my Mah at the grocery store after I ran off to go down the ice cream isle

#SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow #PepsiHalftime

[GZA @xBlack_Manta]

Nobody:

Fleshly desires: Me:

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@xBlack_Manta

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

When someone who you think is your soulmate calls you “bruh”

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@Uber_Support 2 weeks and I still haven’t heard anything, I need a phone number to call!!

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@UberEats it’s DoorDash for life now. I’ll never use Uber eats again or Recommend them. I asked Repeatedly to get a refund & was promised they would take care of it but it’s been over a week and still no one can provide a customer service phone number. & no, I don’t want to dm u

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@Uber_Support Why can’t you post a customer service phone number??

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@Uber_Support I need a phone to call number, I was charged wrong 3 times and no response to emails I’ve sent

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

He better 😂

[GZA @xBlack_Manta]

When my girl tries to pump her own gas

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

Wow I just can’t take it anymore *continues to take it*

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

a refresher video explaining America's tax code.

[Juliet Torres @mrs_007]

@xBlack_Manta I like both but when you put it like that😂