ambər apple

Future patron saint of French wine.

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

I learned Latin so I can impress exactly zero people at parties but absolutely crush it at deciphering old epitaphs.

[Jake Rattlesnake @jakerattlesnk]

Okay that’s pretty funny

[Rachel Wilson @Rach4Patriarchy]

By far, the worst thing about Candace‘s fans beyond their fanatical, cultish delusion is the fact that they have absolutely ZERO sense of humor. None. Insufferable HR managers.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

How military guys size up other military guys.

[Josh Wood @J_K_Wood]

Men will move heaven and earth for that look.

Always have.

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

@Jbanklestankle1 This is too real.

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

@balr0g59 @ChayasClan I've always wondered how this happened...

[☕️ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΛΑTTE☕️ @balr0g59]

@ChayasClan

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

@elonmusk Crescent City

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

Made the cake from sleeping beauty 🦋

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Compromise: Texas Says Abortion Can Remain Legal But The Baby Gets An AR-15 To Defend Himself https://t.co/0LeMmRZSbh

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump in The Situation Room, June 21, 2025

[Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey]

Welp.

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

why is a cup of black coffee $3.49?

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

I've always loved this quote:

Frantic in my fury I had no time for decisions; I only remembered that death in battle is glorious.

- Virgil, The Aeneid

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

China Retaliates Against Tariffs By Putting Worse Fortunes Into Cookies https://t.co/ipuz9JiIXV

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[ambər apple @mrsamberapple]

@PeteHegseth 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻