I just wanted to let everyone know that @mass_pirates actually does have another quarterback. Apparently you'll never see him, so I'm just letting you know!
BREAKING: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he becomes the face of the company’s 30th anniversary of the “Just Do It” campaign.
the number of school shootings that have happened since the year 2000 around the world:
ENGLAND: 0
GREECE: 1
NETHERLANDS: 1
SPAIN: 1
INDIA: 1
ARGENTINA: 1
RUSSIA: 1
CHINA: 3
MEXICO: 4
AUSTRALIA: 5
CANADA: 5
GERMANY: 5
SOUTH AFRICA: 5
USA: 213
#Texas
I love this country, I do. But loving something does not mean you have to be blind to the truth. This is one of the most violent countries in the world. And it’s most violent crimes are not committed by immigrants, or Muslims. But by young White American citizens. This is a fact.
Hey @kanyewest, do you still care about Chicago? Has @realDonaldTrump’s DOJ done anything about the #LaquanMcDonald case and those rogue cops who lied and erased evidence? Or are you pre-occupied with decorating your sparse hallways?
Hey @kanyewest, you said Bush didn’t like Black people after Hurricane Katrina. Does your buddy @realDonaldTrump care about Puerto Ricans? Do you? The federal response for those AMERICANS was abysmal. Or do they not matter?
Dear World,
There are over 300 Million Americas.
Approximately 60 million voted for Trump. That's 20%.
We aren't all filled with hate & Bigotry. Please give us a second chance.
Skittles. Wallet. Cell phone. Metal pipe. All excuses to cloud the reality, a country plagued with a toxic policing system that sees immediate black guilt, all while armed white men in body armor are taken without a hair harmed on their head. Sick of this.
Can someone who actually cares about America please edit Trump's stupid executive order and replace the phrase “Mexican border” with “Puerto Rico” so that the National Guard can help our fellow Americans recover from a hurricane before the next hurricane season is upon us again?
Dear Mexico,
I apologize for the egregious step taken by our President today. I hope you know his views do not reflect those of the majority of Americans, and I hope his little "ego stunt" will be over soon.
Embarrassed to be an American today.
-MJF
cc: @realDonaldTrump
Starting tomorrow China is rolling out tariffs on imports of U.S. meat and Fruit. This will significantly hurt U.S. farmers and the stock market. I expect a large fall in the Dow Jones tomorrow. Thanks for killing American business with your stupid trade war Mr. Trump!
Best April Fools pranks I saw played today:
1. Tiffany went to church with her dad.
2. Her dad went to church.
3. Melania held Trump’s hand at church.
4. Trump spent his ride to church sending out angry tweets at Mexicans.
5. Trump was still the President when church was over.
Nothing about #StormyDaniels being a porn star is important. What’s important is that Trump cheated on his wife with her, meaning he’s a thrice married pussy grabbing mysognist who also cheats, and yet Evangelicals still stand by him as a man of Christian beliefs. Idiots.