Melissa Brainard

I wish I lived in space / I take pictures sometimes / English,Spanish,Portuguese/ [Romans 8:39]

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

Whenever I see a little kid in movie speak perfectly, I know it's a lie....

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

@GibiOfficial Distracting them from relaxing? Lol you pull it off perfectly soooooooo.... Keep doing you <3

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

Me: ooh what a cute purse! How much is it?
Ad: this is a diaper bag....

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

@yumfush Omg how did you knooooow

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

I really miss regular tv. @hulu just beats you with the same commercials till you hate the show you’re watching.

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

EXCLUSIVE: Eyewitness News obtains dramatic new video of a violent crash involving the #Inglewood mayor's SUV and an #LAPD motor officer. Does this new view of the crash change the investigation? Tonight at 11 from ABC7.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

My daughter overcoming her fear in real time (wait for it). I might have been more nervous than she was.
👧🏼🛹⬇️

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

@Arielle @marcjacobs You are a millennial Lucille Ball ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Arielle Vandenberg @Arielle]

I love me some @marcjacobs 😍😍

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

@nathanwpyle I love all the love you're getting on Reddit !

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

Watching this lovely lady in super awesome HQ @GibiOfficial

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Before it will be winter and i'll be doing things like not cross country skiing.

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

@nathanwpyle The dads face in the second panel is me explaining things to my dog as if it understand me.

[mattgee @mattgee]

saying “as i mentioned” in an email is basically a nice way of saying “can u read”

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻🎵

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

Just because a movie was "different" doesn't mean it was good. Make sure you have a cohesive story first. Progressiveness on its own is not virtue in art. #thelastjedi

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

When you don't want to update your computer cause you don't know which apps are going to break. #iliveinfear of @Apple

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

Hey husband, I'm just gonna go sleep inside the fireplace from now on.. cool? Okay cool. #immeancold

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

When you realize you're older than all the #FRIENDS were in the first episode. #whoa

[Melissa Brainard @mrsbrainard]

@MythBusters Science without an interesting host is just a textbook.