Kaleigh Canavan

Adventures in business, marriage, parenting, concerts and accounting. Aspiring to have other people think I’m as funny as I think I am.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

I’m “has to look up words on urban dictionary multiple times per day” years old.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

Hey @AppleTV if I don’t get some more Ted Lasso soon, you’ll stop getting my money… #ripoff

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

Nothing make a toy seem more desirable to a child than the action of placing it in the donate pile.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

He’s all like “Make Family Holidays Tense Again 2022” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

At this point there nothing passive about my aggression

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

Today my phone autocorrected “thanks” to “Thanos” and I think that should tell you a great deal about my personality.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

Apparently I follow People Magazine so I can say “I have no idea who those people are” over and over and over while I scroll insta.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

When you have Contamination OCD and your kid poops in the bath, do you remodel, move or just burn the house down? Asking for a recently diagnosed friend… who is me.

[steve rogers archive @stevrogersfiles]

seeing chris evans lose his cool because of the puppies is everything

[ygkristos @YGkristos]

Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

Me: you’re stubborn like your mom

5: no I’m not

[Not Another Pinterest Mom @xennial_mom]

The question had been asked millions of times over thousands of years and I don't know if science will ever answer the question:

How can a child this small take up so much room in a king sized bed

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

My toxic trait is buying a completely unreasonable amount of cheese.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

@Elisecapiesh @ashleighalexith They specialize in patients who have fear and/or anxiety and/or shame about dental work. They are very gentle and the office feels like a dayspa.

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

@Elisecapiesh @ashleighalexith https://t.co/M3wR2Cq1Di

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

I am the hamster. Goo goo g’joob.

https://t.co/FVEwR5IRRR

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

@Elisecapiesh Excuse me?!

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

For Mother’s Day I want the same thing I ask for every year: to have my kids, who I love more than anything in the world, be someone else’s problem for a few hours.

[Shea Swauger @SheaSwauger]

me as a kid: it'd be so cool to be able to sense changes in the weather like old people with their bones!

me, 36, getting migraines when the seasons change: god fucking damnit not like this

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

@Elisecapiesh Clue for me

[Kaleigh Canavan @mrscanavan]

@Elisecapiesh This tweet in particular was necessary