Chris Iller

I'm just some guy...you know?

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@ocmdhuk Thanks!

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@James_9341 @nbcsnl Saying this hasn’t been original in decades either

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@Jiji_Byte Why would you need to track her footsteps to the garage?

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I’m mesmerized watching the UFL games on TV at how the do their best not to show the crowd…but occasionally get glimpses of the empty stadiums…and how it contrasts to the crowd noises I am hearing. 😎

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@sportsrage @BatesyWalter @SportsGrid @TheUFL I’m watching one on ABC

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@Nancylee276 @clovercommerce https://t.co/oRqLaZBetg

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@MJMcKean Transylvania 6-5000

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@sxpnce He wasn’t feeling it

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@alloutbat He wasn’t feeling it

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Any Buck Henry sightings at #SNL50?

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@europa396263942 @CollinRugg So it’s his fault?

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@TheOnlyEsta Yep

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@iontecs_pemf @clownworld If you really mean that. Don’t go to places that staff is depending on your tip. Go to other places and support them. otherwise you’re a hypocrite and punishing the wrong person

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@Upliftingvision @PicturesFoIder Same here

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@Tullycast @EastPointMadeMe @_dawnmontgomery @Applebees Hey John. It isn’t

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@EastPointMadeMe @_dawnmontgomery @Applebees I even went as far as having the customer record a video saying they meant for the tip to be that large, so I could have it on file in case the charge was disputed by the bank. It was disputed and they didn’t care. I had a video. I lost all of the money.

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@EastPointMadeMe @_dawnmontgomery @Applebees As a restaurant owner, I went to confirm this is actually a legitimate concern. I’ve had a few of my credit card charges retracted because the bank thought it was a mistake and I lost that money for the entire sale because I couldn’t convince them otherwise.

[Chris Iller @mrsitcom]

Holy smokes what was the deal with that Star Trek Discovery finale?

There were at least two or three times that episode could’ve ended before it did. I’m surprised they didn’t have some hobbits run in and jump on the bed with Michael.

#startrekdiscovery

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@FAFO_TV What did he find out?

[Rolando Pujol @RolandoPujol]

Pizza Hut Classics are like stepping into a time machine to Friday nights in America of the 1970s-1990s. And there are dozens of them. These are NOT vintage pictures! See my list and putt putt to the @pizzahut! https://t.co/TCCyahFqCG