Timocracy

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[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@hankgreen He's right, you know. Can't eat a hotdog when you don't exist.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@SomeMoreNews Thank you for the Marvel special. You all have outdone yourselves! Loved the cameo in the start of the second episode. Y'all are some of the best comedy writers/performers in the business.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@johnnnytweets Was looking through old documents and this popped up and now I feel old. lol

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@johnnnytweets

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

Seattle has now been below freezing for 84 hours.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@johnnnytweets Right? I bet those nerds don't even have 5 followers.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@the1janitor Or maybe we're just aging back into its demographic. I've been enjoying it more and more recently as well.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

I rarely follow much that's going on in the Twitter verse, have y'all been getting crazier?

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@BillyWayneDavis I've been a fan of yours for quite a few years and finally took this advice in May. Life isn't perfect without booze but it's sure as hell easier. NGL, you and @thecroftonshow opened my mind to the idea of a life without alcohol and for that I am grateful.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

I have a plan. Let's all change our addresses to the White House's so @POTUS can keep his promise and get them bad boys paid.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@CityofKent I see you!

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

Imagine how good my content would be if I didn't have to waste my talent for 40 hrs a week doing this other bullshit.

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

Check out my latest #podcast https://t.co/1D7CMbi2Kf on #Podbean

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@JustinMcElroy @IfyNwadiwe It's a trick, his phone is the one taking the picture!

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@wapplehouse A libertarian without empathy?

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

Hey, did y'all know that social media is bad for your mental health?

Why am I doing this to myself?

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

I'm sad because my dad posts constantly about @DangeRussWilson and had never once helped promote any of my projects.

Thanks pops!

New Episode of Timocracy tonight!

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

Started writing an episode on Dave Chappelle because I feel like a lot of folks need some perspective.

Part 2 of Timocracy Returns will drop later this week.

https://t.co/GtLyOfKpsz

[Timocracy @mrslowbones]

@NuggThuggLife This is the content I follow for

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@IwriteOK I believe I'm owed an apology. And also a job. @coolzonemedia