Rachel Martin

Good drink, good meat, good God let's eat!

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

It's become clear that the only way to stop eating the @DoveChocolate every time I pass the kitchen is to eat it all at once so it's gone.

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

Husbands - Go to the bar on #MothersDay. Leave the kids at home. She's not YOUR mom.

(Ad idea for divorce attorneys)

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 @kenjilopezalt Best homemade pizza I've ever had. It's added to the dinner rotation for sure.

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 Some people take FOREVER to finish candy....and other people don't want it to go bad.

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@fitzie28 Merry Christmas, Leonettis!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

A statement from #Giants owners John Mara and Steve Tisch, in response to Trump's comments on the anthem:

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Statement from Buffalo Bills Owners Terry and Kim Pegula.

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@KLMBarnes @TimHortons You and I have very different definitions of good coffee and bagels! Good bagels from Tims? We need to meet in NYC or Chicago stat!

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@TimHortons At least their donuts are small. Silver lining?

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@TimHortons can't even make a normal donut worth eating...they certainly shouldn't try to pull this off. No. https://t.co/Biu5mbm8hU

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

One of Canada's most famous treats is coming to the U.S. — for a day. https://t.co/sn52NK6Q25

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 @mainebeerco Swoon! Great beer and a beautiful baby! #winning

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 for you, sir

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 and he's Walter Peyton Man of the Year!

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

For shizzle @marthastewart @tmobile! Come find me, I got brownies! #BagOfUnlimited

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 @mirthywvu with lime!

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@mirthywvu @RobertMartin124 that's it. You two don't get ANY of my BLLs. You get allll the Seagrams.

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 hahahahahahaha

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@RobertMartin124 @mirthywvu not nearly as much as I hate the steelers

[Rachel Martin @mrsmartin810]

@MrsSheavedIce clearly my sense of humor is genetic.