Becky Collier

Mother, wife, daughter, sister. Lover of all things carb related.

[Becky Collier @mrsppwps]

@constantslimmer @ppwps bugger! Ta

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@araarabella well? Did it work?

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@TrystanWatson curry demolished in our house #wednesdaymadness

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G & T it is then courtesy of @ppwps

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@Atters77 genius!

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@Atters77 dude- turtle power, where's the photo?

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There is something going around in my washing machine that isn't washing. Child no2 strikes again. Will await the surprise in 40 minutes.

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@Atters77 @ppwps i'm going for the 'i've been to the middle east for 6 weeks' look. #whenmiskinmeetsessex

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The reality of full time school has finally kicked in. One tired little man tonight. #3yearoldtantrums

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I think I have the ability to inhale a jaffa cake. #pointlesstweet

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CAFFEINE *shouts loudly, uncontrollably and desperately* #longdayahead

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@HefinsMother so, what's your conclusion for @ppwps and I?

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Coffee,left over kids cereal,egg sarnie,lager shandy,half pizza,half meatball focaccia,ice cream,red wine,cheese&onion crisps #balanceddiet

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Masterchef is currently turning my stomach...what the fudge are they doing? #pastaandmeatballs

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Day one with the new camera, I can photograph bees and flowers. One of the most important life skills, obviously.

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@Mattjohnsons oooooh, thanks for the tip. Turned over in time for All my Life - genius!

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@apapandaway there are easier ways to go on an all dayer!

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I've sat in the sun for 4 days; legs remain milk bottle white, arms more of a milk chocolate mousse, I am officially two tone. #lookinggood

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Just discovered a nappy in the washing machine post wash. Not a pretty sight.

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I predict today will be mostly sponsored by caffeine.