Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩

dog groomer, Army wife, mediocre musician, textbook trauma, barely-walking existential crisis

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

Find you someone who makes you realize you don't owe anything to, or have to impress anyone. #unsolicitedadvice

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

it's me
hi
I'm the problem
it's me

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Rich people don't die if you tax them.

Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare.

no comment, just 2 facts.

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

Good morning ☀️

[ً @prinkasusa]

real

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

I literally heard a doom-boom "!" sound in my brain the second I laid eyes on this omg

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Millennials version of the Backrooms

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

@GovSherrillNJ You were supposed to be better for NJ, not an extension of tr*mp's fascist arm. Deplorable detention center conditions should be met with outrage and reform, not tear gas and arrests of protestors.

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

😮‍💨

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

I'm the clean, sober, college educated, y'know Not Dead child, living my own life, making my own way, with a home and a career and perfect husband, but somehow I'm still such a raging disappointment

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

when it's day two and muscle relaxers haven't helped at all with pain or sleep 👉🫩

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

I didn't have "absolute agony" marked down on my calendar for today so it's been a fun one 🖕🥲

[Marissa Grooms 🚫🟠🤡♀️✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🐩 @mrss_mcd]

@pattonoswalt @McStaff33

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Just a reminder a 5-year-old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than any billionaire pedophile on Epstein's client list

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The FCC is now threatening ABC's broadcast licenses, days after Donald Trump and Melania Trump demanded they fire Jimmy Kimmel.

This is straight out of the authoritarian playbook.

Mr. President: Read the Constitution. Freedom of speech is the First Amendment for good reason.