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Mrs Satan 🔥🌸
@MrsSatantweets
Behind every diabolical entity is a deeply disappointed woman.
Joined October 2012
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We’ve got an IKEA here in Hell - you walk slowly round and round inside it for all eternity with no daylight or hope of escape.
Like every other IKEA.
Pooh wasn’t completely happy about this but he knew it was the only way to prove for certain that Piglet wasn’t a witch…
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First Trump, then a vaccine, now that new shelf’s fallen down - honestly, I can’t trust my husband to do anything properly
In Hell, every pub is a Wetherspoons.
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@waynetuckwell @SoBadGreta But good to know you’re a family man!
@waynetuckwell @SoBadGreta I think you may have missed the point of that tweet, dear. (And it’s pigswill by the way, unless you meant something altogether cruder!)
People often ask if there’s a cat heaven. The answer is yes - it’s called Hell.
Where else would cats go?
Anyone who says the Devil’s in the detail has clearly never seen him try to put an IKEA bedside cabinet together.
I warned them not to let my husband direct the new Star Wars film!
Oh go on, dear - what’s the worst that could happen?
We should not nuke hurricanes.
My husband employed a lawyer to defend himself but I think he was just playing Devil’s advocate.
You know that sudden, juddering chill you experience when you’re lying awake in the middle of the night, alone in the deep, dark, soul-subsuming void?
That’s the Devil.
He really hogs the covers.
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
I wouldn’t recommend it. I still can’t feel my toes.
@LostRambler007 @TheTweetOfGod @s8n We’re having a barbecue tomorrow, dear. Just hope Mr G doesn’t bring his homemade vegan burgers again . . .
@s8n I think you know the answer to that, dear!
@MrFingerbobs Not sure, dear - we’re currently working on a horror film called Through The Round Window and a documentary called Fingered Bobs.
I’ve only ever smeared sandwich spread on my husband.
Well, you know what they say - butter the Devil you know.
It’s disgraceful that so many people blamed my husband when he was clearly fired from his last position because of his religious beliefs!
That’s why we were left with no choice but to sue Heaven for constructive dismissal . .
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