Mrs.Common Sense

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[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

Millions of Americans stand with the people of Great Britain. We are NOT ashamed of our shared heritage. And we are not afraid to tell the truth: Sharia Law is incompatible with the principles of freedom that Britain and America gave the world. #MEGA

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@glennbeck There were no kings protests this weekend ???? Who knew. The rest of us are just over here living our lives and don’t care.

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@bigvox Mine is working fine! 🙌🏻

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@bennyjohnson So now they care?!? Give me a freaking break. Think they’ll pass the #SAVEACT now?!? 🤣🤣

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

So great.

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@bigvox @SpeedyCalvin why did I think about yall and Greg when I saw this?? 🤣🤣

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

This is funny AF. Watch it to the end.

Making dads great again... one core childhood memory at a time.

Cue the triggered HOA Karens in the comments in 3....2....

#thinblueline #Lawenforcement

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

This is funny AF. Watch it to the end.

Making dads great again... one core childhood memory at a time.

Cue the triggered HOA Karens in the comments in 3....2....

#thinblueline #Lawenforcement

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@taylorcoxWX @HailTrace I’d rather not put too much information out there but you can use AL HWY 411 for reference.

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@spann @AlabamaWXNet Hail in Moody today.

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@foxweather Yes you have my permission with credit! No other permission needed.

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@taylorcoxWX @HailTrace Yes you do!

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@AlabamaWXNet Hail in #Moody

[Mrs.Common Sense @MrsSpan]

@mattvanswol This is literally the first I’ve heard of this.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Pass the SAVE America Act!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport https://t.co/JfoWTKz8Zu

[Zack Peter @zackpeter]

WHERE IS NANCY GUTHRIE?! 🤨 A daily recap…

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Many are saying it’s time to secure our elections.

Pass the SAVE America Act 🔥🇺🇸

@NICKIMINAJ

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 Rep. Lisa McClain just ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED Democrat hypocrisy on voter ID in one epic takedown!

“They LOVE FRAUD!”

“Voter ID is extreme?! You need an ID to open a bank account? Gee, that’s pretty extreme!
You need an ID to board a plane? My goodness gracious, that’s extreme!

You need an ID to buy a beer, even in Wisconsin? My goodness, that is so extreme!

You even need ID to pick up certain cold medicines!”

“So let’s get this straight: Buying a six-pack of beer or cold medicine requires MORE security than choosing the leader of the free world?!”

“Ask your Democrat colleagues: What’s your rationale?! Connect the dots for us. It’s backwards. It’s absurd.

And it’s hilarious.
Because the Democrats know it’s hilarious… because they WANT voter fraud!”