Mrs. Suwiggins

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

When you understand the assignment but do it wrong on purpose out of spite.. 😅

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

This is the BEST Karma

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

@Bake_Boxx code red

[Now or Never @Eyes4Eternity]

Birds flying south for the winter, I tried to tell them to wait a day or 2. They wouldn’t listen.

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

@ThatEricAlper Bread Guitar Man

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

@bosalem64546044 Chevelle

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

@ThatEricAlper Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast - Wayne Newton
Emma - Hot Chocolate

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The cop asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I told him kindergarten.

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

Some days you’re a dog. Other days you’re the hydrant.

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

Well I had a pickle with my dinner so you can't say there were no vegetables.

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

I don't know why I decided to come back to twitter. My house was almost clean again.

[Mustard baby @HRTSMRT]

We need to talk about your pinned tweet.

[Susan W @Maxine12333]

'Pay attention, the lessons only get harder and the tests will be in a multiple choice format.'
Life

[John Bechard @JohnBechard]

Twitter: That tiny little island just off the Island of the Misfit Toys.

[Lori Leigh @lorileighaz]

My day was *took away Christmas from the kids* bad.

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

Relationship expert Jack Daniels. I'll drink to that! #BlackLove

[Mrs. Suwiggins @mrssuwiggins]

Bamm.. There goes another day.

[Flo Edmondson @FloYEdmondson]

rollin out of bed in the morning is easy..it's getting up off the floor that's hard.

[SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly]

*deliberating* ...alright. I see your unfollow....and raise you this lame subtweet.

*Dramatization of actual events