ThinkyThoughtHead

Fart whisperer.

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

Hey @ubereats,
I ordered a meal from a QR code in a pub in Stroud, which never arrived. But i did get a message saying it had been delivered and asking ’How did we do?’
I hit ‘problem with this order?’ > ‘Food never arrived’ and got the following, with no other option…

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@jennyeclair My cousin had one in the 70s, took all the seats out apart from the driver’s, and used it for his lawn mowing business. (Just to be clear: he didn’t mow the lawns with the mini, he just had the mowers in the back 🤣)

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@mattgreencomedy Lovely, thank you!

[Hacked Off @hackinginquiry]

We at Hacked Off are calling for Leveson Part Two. 📷 Over a decade ago, lies turned into a tangled web of corruption: 'one rogue reporter' became an entire industry crisis, implicating newspapers, police, and even politicians. The Leveson Inquiry was split, and Part One exposed a culture of hacking, bribery, and data theft. But Part Two — the investigation into who orchestrated, ignored, and enabled this — was never completed. It’s time to uncover the full truth. Join us in demanding accountability. #Leveson2 #HackedOff #HughGrant #PressAccountability"

[Freedom of the Press Foundation @FreedomofPress]

John Oliver implores the Senate to pass the PRESS Act! It's already passed the House unanimously.

It would protect journalists across the political spectrum from spying and the threat of jail time for doing their jobs.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Please read this. It's literally been 8 years in the writing.

The first wave of tech disruption of democracy 2016-2024 is over. What starts now is something much, much worse: the age of information chaos.
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https://t.co/bsnKnag51p

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

With the people, the battle has been won.

The Palestinians will be free.

Peace will be found.

History will look back horrifically on the people who enabled decades of this apartheid and an attempted genocide by Israel, supported by the USA.

Keep going. They cannot drown out the world.

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@RiffRaff1971 Sweet 🙌

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@Dempster2000 Aww. He was such a rock during that plague.
https://t.co/pQu1qXTq6r

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys

April 6th

Up, and as grim news doth grow that the plague having a great increase this last week beyond all expectation, to my cellar to check my petriot dishes wherein I have been at work on a vaccine.

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[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@rorymcevoy Get to fuck

[Daniel Chacon @danieljchacon]

Albuquerque @MayorKeller addressed @realDonaldTrump’s outstanding bill to the city of Albuquerque during a virtual news conference this morning. #nmpol

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

Titmice? TITMICE?! Are you having a fucking laugh Spelling Bee?!!

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

subscriptions >>> https://t.co/35D27IBk19

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@mellyman10 Just wish he could see them 😂

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

I just voted in #theworld.vote. See how the rest of the world is voting in the US election! https://t.co/DJ7u1fuD8N
(Spoilers: it’s hilarious :)

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@monstroso Looking a bit peaky.
You getting enough vitamin D hun?

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@kelly_ques Tampopo 😍

[Maarten Reyniers @mrtnrey]

Ik deel hier vaker radarbeelden van vogeltrek, maar die van gisteravond van radar Den Helder (KNMI) zijn toch wel heel bijzonder: vogels wachten op de Waddeneilanden en in Noord-NL de schemering af, om dan massaal over steken naar Engeland, waar ze overwinteren of verder trekken!

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

@AngelaBarnes @BBCOne Hurrah! All that *and* it’s an F1 weekend! 🙌🏎️💨🏁