Skylar Falenofoa

mmm, sandwich.

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Watched #CelebrityFamilyFeud and saw Patriot's @BumpNrunGilm0re cheat by telling Raven's @Lj_era8 "makeup". He was wrong of course, but I see the cheating continues. #classiccheatingpatriot #gameshowcheating #cheatongameshowcheatinNFL #celebritydeflategate

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Who uses 🤞🏼when they know they're really 🤞🏻? #kiddingyourself #wealldoit #wishicouldtan #toolazytootan #paleinsummer #jeanswhilemelting #ineedatantotan

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Thanks for saying hello to your first arrivals at #threelinks last night, @BillyRaffoul! Killer show from a kind and humble soul. #nextbigthing #whathairproductsdoyouuse #acoustic #solomore #couldyoubemine #difficult #soul #deepellum #threelinks #whitevinyl

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

My weekly phone call with @kwall1491 dissecting @Youngertv has reached a new, possibly sad, level. Simply remembering what we want to talk about is no longer good enough. #teamcharles #beard #PeterHermann #thebubble #achristmasmiracle #guiltypleasure #sorryforlanguage #29but15

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

@chelseaperetti No, but mines STF. If only I was given a 4th name.

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Brazil's goalie looks like a Hemsworth. @Alissonbecker not as hot as @chrishemsworth, but possibly hotter than @LiamHemsworth. #FifaWorldCup2018 #FIFAWorldCup #hottiesoffifa #Brazil #comeonamerica #soccer #hot

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Enjoy sexy, raspy voices? Jeff Buckley, Joe Cocker, Phoebe Buffay with a cold? Check this voice out @BillyRaffoul . You're welcome. https://t.co/h286pZqFl2 #billyraffoul #phoebebuffay #raspyvoices #nextbigthing #joecocker #jeffbuckley #couldyoubemine #lisakudrow #friendsfan

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

My guilty pleasure, summer show is back and I couldn't be more excited! #younger #YoungerTV

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

@RobGronkowski Always coming in 2nd. Haha #gocowboys #DallasCowboys #NFL #BelmontStakes #BelmontStakes150 #TripleCrown

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

I really feel like I'm saving lives when I attempt to get in the house without touching anything after picking up dog poop.

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Proud to say that I got that garlic smell out of my hair. Never will do that again. #diyhairmaskoops #garlic #javu #whatsthatsmell

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

@GreysABC please don't take Alex away from us! #stillmisschristina #donttakealexkarev #GreysAnatomy

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Waited as long as I could, to say goodbye to @NewGirlonFOX. Thanks for the laughs.

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Marriage is setting an alarm to text your husband something random while he's at work just so he doesn't know you slept in till noon. #marriage #sleepingin #wheredtheydaygo

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Killing ants like... #antseason #dieants #exterminator #givemepeace

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas with two and four legged children out there! #MothersDay #furbabiescount #mama

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Couples who facial together, stay together. #facials #marriage #netflixandspa

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Thank you, @nbc for picking up @Brooklyn99FOX! Glad there's still smart networks out there.

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

Nothing like straightening your hair in this Texas heat. #immelting #Texas #whyisitalreadysohot

[Skylar Falenofoa @mrswitten82]

First tweet in 6 years, all so I can cuss out @FOXTV for canceling @Brooklyn99FOX and @LastManOn_Earth! Seriously?!? Do you even watch your shows?! Probably not if you air garbage like @SonOfZorn. #hulu #netflix #LastManOnEarth #Brooklyn99 #damnyoufoxtv #downfall #stupidity