Tom B

map and transport geek, cyclist, #HCAFC

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@clairebubblepop @JaniceW78256134 Bit like saying you don’t NEED a washing machine. I mean technically you don’t. You could just wash your clothes in a river but owning a washing machine makes life a fair bit easier

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@SimonCalder Germany. The chap on the Rhine ferry last month looked at my credit card as though I’d offered him a bushel of wheat. Not sure what he’d have done if I hadn’t had cash - we’d almost reached the other side!

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@MartinSLewis Donuts. Posh ones for a fiver each are not a patch on a five pack of jam-filled supermarket own.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Really great to see the Greens and Lib Dems making gains too. Maybe the news channels could stop inviting Richard Tice and Reform on all the time and reflect the politics of this country.

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@andreajenkyns Railway station if you please. ‘Train station’ is baby talk

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Almost no one in Britain has a fucking clue how anything works. Elections. Taxation. Parliaments. Councils. Police. Most people don't have a scooby about the rules for any of them. That's what won the EU vote for Leave. Proper civics lessons in schools are desperately needed.

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@Pret 30 minute wait for a flat white costing £3.50 at your Stratford International Quarter branch today. Think I’ll take the longer walk to Nero next time

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@igavels multiple and extended shots of a gavel in drama recon of Jill Dando murder trial at Old Bailey currently airing on @NetflixUK

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@CastoreEngland why haven’t I received my order made on 26 September? You’ve taken my money but no sign of the goods

[Marcus Chown @marcuschown]

Hey, those benefit fraudsters are really collapsing the economy, say the Tories

(Whatever you do, DO NOT look at this pie-chart. Or show it to your friends)

[Ali Clow @aliclow]

@RishiSunak The uxbridge by-election is like when you mention once to an aunt that you like Pandas and then 30 years later you’re still getting Panda themed Christmas presents

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@terrychristian My mum called it a rack and she’s from Manchester

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Please retweet if you want @Keir_Starmer to be honest about Brexit.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

When Starmer said Khan should reflect on the ULEZ policy, he was right, but not in the way intended.
Labour' inability to sufficiently publicise the truth, that it was mandated by the Tory government as a condition of supporting TFL re Covid, is astonishing incompetence.

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

What damage the Conservatives have done to the UK over 14 years is summarised by this Newsnight panelist

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

That horrible guy who has been posting lies in The Sun has been banned from running any companies in New Zealand.

RT if you think we should follow the Kiwi’s and ban Rupert Murdoch.

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@HomeOfCricket is bringing alcohol into the ground allowed this evening for the women’s Ashes T20 game?

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@sainsburys says Thai Basil on the packet but it’s not Thai Basil. Regular basil yes, Thai basil no. Frustrating having paid for and prepped the rest of the ingredients

[Tom B @mrtbrett]

@SamsungUK trying to register my new washing machine for 5 year warranty, however all the options to select which retailer it was purchased from on your website are for Netherlands retailers

[Freedom from Torture🧡 @FreefromTorture]

BREAKING: a Holocaust survivor just confronted Suella Braverman to say: your hateful language has consequences