Nick Jones

if I had a harmonica right now I’d be ripping that shit

[sab ꒰ঌ( ◜ ✿ ◝ )໒꒱ @ponyvillechud]

recognizing my unhealthy behaviours while actively repeating them

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Nick Jones @mrthicclaus]

Went to some bars to watch World Cup and I no longer get ID checked am I old or is it because the light is gone from my eyes

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

genuinely how it feels like living rn

[jay @kendallhosseini]

seeing mamdani win while living across the country from nyc

[doomer @uncledoomer]

beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability, but it only kicks in at 2 beers and drastically drops off at 3.5 beers, becoming a straight debuff at 4 beers. at 6 beers, if you equip a pool cue, other bar patrons appear red on the mini map

[Coney @CONEY]

Seeing this on the TL like passing an old friend on the street

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes

[alex @rslashchips]

me after getting dog walked 0-30 during in-person friendlies: ah GGs guess I have a lot to learn lol

me after losing a pretty close set against a stranger online: hm! Didn’t realize they let illiterate pedophiles buy this game too

[Sam @zo1oft]

I'm doing a new challenge called MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025. It's where I try to not kill myself through every hour of MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

If you tell me you’re from the Midwest this is what I assume your hometown looks like

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[Vivian @suchnerve]

you could probably seduce an AuDHD man by giving him clearly-worded tasks (side quests) which consistently result in direct positive feedback from you, and eventually lead to you directly telling him you’re interested in him romantically rather than expecting him to figure it out

[blue @bluewmist]

once you stop fantasizing about that ideal version of yourself and start working towards becoming that person by setting your alarm clock earlier and actually going to the gym and actually volunteering at places and actually eating healthier and not procrastinating and working just a little bit harder you'll realize that it was so easy all along. becoming your ideal self will only ever exist in your mind until you make the decision to work towards becoming that person.

get up.
get going.
it's now or never!
there is no light at the end of the tunnel.
get the flashlight and pave your own path because no one else is going to do it for you!

[𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓃, 𝑒𝓈𝓆. @Iittlstrawberry]

Couldn’t get this shirt idea out of my head all day today

[Amir Garrett @eyes_on_AG]

Corner 3. The bank is always open.

[Aspen 🦈 @Sharkfrot]

feeding my hellhound his daily green goo to help his mutation