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[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

Hitler is mentioned a lot in history books.

Stalin and Mao are nearly footnotes despite doing far worse.

You should ask yourself why.

[John Coffee Hays @26thAndGuad]

@stoneagemuse It literally came out two days ago

[Derek. 🇺🇸 @SuitablePolitic]

One of the most humorously constructed sentences I've ever read

[Tortoise Enthusiast @biglargeturtle]

My favorite Canadian wildfire cope is tHeRe aRe No RoAdS.

Ok... then build some. This isn't rocket surgery. Start today on the parts that aren't currently on fire, keep going for a few years and you can catch up to American forestry from a century ago.

Reddit ass fake country.

[BiffBifford™ 🇺🇸 @TBifford]

📽️The iconic "tallywacker" lineup scene from Porky's (1981) remains a high-water mark for unhinged 80s teen comedy chaos. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

Bob Clark directed an absolute masterclass in escalating comedy with this infamous sequence. The entire plot line peaks in pure absurdity as the strict, overbearing physical education teacher, Ms. Balbricker, holds a serious meeting with the school administration to demand an inspection of the boys [01:45]. What makes the scene legendary isn't just the sheer ridiculousness of the request, but the incredible physical comedy in the background. Watching the principal and staff completely lose their minds, fighting back tears of hysterical laughter while trying to maintain their official military and school authority, creates a masterclass in comedic tension and release.

❓Is Porky's the absolute blueprint for all modern teen comedies, or did another film do it better? Let me know below. 👇

#Porkys #80sComedy #ClassicComedy #BobClark #MovieNostalgia #Cinema #80sMovies #FilmCommunity #TeenComedy

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC on a movie that made her cry

PabloReports: When’s the last time a piece of art—film, music, whatever—made you cry?

AOC: Okay, let me go with the worst time one made me cry. I was on an airplane watching… what is that movie? The one about aliens with a linguist? Arrival. With Amy Adams.

I was on a plane. I was literally going to a rally or something like that. This was a while ago. And I was watching Arrival on the plane.

I had no idea that it was that emotional. And I don’t even cry like that at movies.

On the plane, sobbing, dude. I had to put sunglasses on.

Then the movie ends as the plane is landing. They go, “Bing bong,” whatever—seatbelt sign, you can unplug it. So everyone’s standing up, and I’m like… I put the sunglasses on. It was so embarrassing.

But really good. Really, really good.

Arrival.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY SHIT

Olive Garden is basically banning black people and married women from using their pasta passes

Literally shaking rn

[Craig Mahoney @CraigMahoney]

The Odyssey is actually the third entry in Nolan's "Man who will risk it all and/or give up everything to go live happily ever after with Anne Hathaway" trilogy.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Young democrats being +22 on “Free market economy” and -31 on “Capitalism” is both funny and bleak

[Bill Hammond @NYHammond]

Great example of sourcing locally: Rochester is less than two hours from Ithaca.

[Ryan Kriser @RyanKriser]

49% of @SpaceX's float is shorted after a launch *scrub*.

A scrub means the flight computer caught an anomaly and refused to fly. That's not the bear case. That's the discipline that got Falcon to 600 booster reflights — a number nobody even blinked at this week.

Iterative hardware development looks like failure right up until it looks like a monopoly.

[Dan Huot @danhuot]

Sike

[kate_tice @kate_tice]

First V3 full stack static fire complete…

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Starship's thirteenth flight test https://t.co/wYoNPiNMz8

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dont talk to me about data centers and water usage if youre not also calling to imprison the entire canadian parliament for causing 100 years of air pollution in one week with poor forest management

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the next time a canadian tries to talk to you about pollution just blow their head smooth off

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Ok so you don’t christen a baby the same way you christen a ship. Now I know.