the prophet icculus

this is the end

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@TheCinesthetic Succession, Oz, Boardwalk Empire

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@20th_Centurygal Oh yeah and William Apostol

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@20th_Centurygal Bill Frisell/Julian Lage/Trey Anastasio

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump Media to sell "faster access" to President Trump's Truth Social posts, which will let traders and investors pay for real-time feed of Truth Social posts.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@jaredpolis @literaryeric Respectfully, sir, you have become one of the greatest Democrat failures in the nation

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A 23 year animated film shows history repeating and meaning slipping away.

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@EsotericCD Lol, embarrassing

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@BostonMassUSA Dispatch/State Radio, The Slip, J Geils Band

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

The Infamous Stringdusters

[Amy @20th_Centurygal]

Name a band where every member is a master at their craft.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in major US city's water system traced to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million, $META, data center, per TechRadar

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

If you defend due process for accused terrorists, you're branded a "terrorist supporter."

If you defend due process for those accused of sex crimes, you're branded a predator.

If you defend due process for those accused of rape, you're branded part of "rape culture."

The lamest tactic: same way that if you oppose US war against Country X, you're accused of being a supporter of X's government (X = Iraq, Libya, Syria, Iran, North Vietnam, Russia, etc. etc.)

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Phillies star Bryce Harper recorded a personal video at the request of a FanDuel VIP host per @phillysport

The client ended up losing 2 million dollars, his house, and police had to stop him from committing suicide

The MLB and Harper have nothing to say

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

I just wonder if the left could handle AOC being called racist by establishment Dems and call it out as a bad faith smear. In 2016 and 2020 they were way too gullible and thought Bernie had Work To Do rather than realizing it was all a giant lie.

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@ScottJenningsKY Guarantee you couldn’t make out a syllable if he was even on the other end

[Uncle Crawdad @nitrous_pizza]

Costanza if he dropped out of an SEC school and saw Panic 214 times

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@benedictcooney @pmarca Shut the fuck up

[the prophet icculus @mruzzo16]

@TheCinesthetic Soylent green