Alex Vanston (He/Him)

Professional Nerd. Amateur Human.

[Lizelle van Vuuren @lizelle]

An exceptional inaugural Denver Summit FC kickoff on March 28, 2026, nearly 3 years after I could feel it was time. Congratulations to @denversummitfc and all of Denver and Colorado. I saw a lot of women tear up in the stands yesterday when our home team ran out.💚⚽️🗻

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

.@jamestalarico has a message for @JDVance

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

@BretK76032 @StephenKing Keep reading. You're so close...

[Pump Up Postcards @pumpuppost]

🎉 Celebrating a win with @mrvdot! 🌟 #CelebrateWins

"Created the posters for Synapse.d Challenges and enrolled my first venue!"

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

- Claim your package is delayed "due to weather" even though it's been sitting 10 miles away for 3 days under crystal clear skies during summer?
You're probably using @FedEx . Switch to a competent shipping company today!"

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

I've come to realize that @FedEx is actually just the "before" in a huge infomercial campaign by @UPS:

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

"Does your shipping company:
- Lose your package the same day it ships due to 'operational difficulties'?
- Promise they know when it will arrive, only to change their mind 30 minutes before the deadline?

[Unqork @unqork]

BREAKING NEWS: @Unqork’s Codeless Platform Available on @googlecloud Marketplace 🎉 allowing customers to easily build and run mission-critical enterprise applications faster and at a lower cost! Learn more here: https://t.co/nwfl6J5I1J

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

Only in the world of React can you create a library that works *solely* in that framework and claim it has "ZERO dependencies" 🤦

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

@nosuchthing @Ella_AlShamahi I wasn't, but my son was 😂

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

Phones need an #overstimulated mode, so that when you're texting with someone who insists on sending

- A
- Separate
- Message
- For
- Every
- Sentence
- Fragment

It will buffer the vibrations down to no more than 1/minute 😱

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

@johncutlefish Shield
Buffer
Tactician
Incisive
Decisive

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

Laura and I picked up this @thelogcandle over the holidays at a Christmas market and it's absolutely perfect for Colorado cool but not too cold days 🎉🔥 @ Denver, Colorado https://t.co/sQ478yYY5w

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

Becoming a parent has made me extra sensitive to false advertising in music. If you say it's an *instrumental* playlist and, _just_ as my newborn is falling asleep, someone starts loudly singing, I will not, EVER, trust you again.

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

.@nosuchthing can't believe you made it through the whole discussion on gravestone recipes without a single joke about grandma sharing her secret ingredient "over my dead body"

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Things I know at 42 that I wish I knew at 22:

[Knekt @knektio]

Come join @orderlyhealth founders @kevinkrauth and Kit Kieling on 9/21 as they talk about brain controlled bionics, robotic surgery, and more on the future of healthcare at @DENstartupweek. Drinks, laughs, and networking with other #healthtech #founders included.

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

Come join @orderlyhealth founders @kevinkrauth and Kit Kieling on 9/21 as they talk about brain controlled bionics, robotic surgery, and more on the future of healthcare at @DENstartupweek. Drinks, laughs, and networking with other #healthtech #founders included.

[Alex Vanston (He/Him) @mrvdot]

.@BrewDog, just had a horrifying thought. Does the AF in your beef stand for "Alcohol Free" and not... well, AF?!

[Knekt @knektio]

President Biden is angry.

Should he be?

Tell us your thoughts at https://t.co/tFIWDLVt66 https://t.co/tFIWDLVt66