Jorge Velasco

Opinions (unfortunately) mine | Unfortunately @spursofficial + @spurs | Words: @reason @dcexaminer @FDRLST

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

@SpursOfficial Fuck right off levy

[Jake Rubinstein @Jlrube]

Shout out to the announcer who just said "the English have historically struggled in Massachusetts"

[Saint Jimmy @JKrigg]

FLOAT LIKE A CADILLAC

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Who keeps the metric system down?
Who makes the Jones Act lobbyists frown?

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

.@ethandconnell aren't you supposed to be moving this week?!!!?! Have you lost your mind????? Pls find your way home NOW

[dubsea @dubseatv]

How does this even happen⁉️😭

A woman somehow drove her car onto Seattle’s elevated light rail tracks at Mount Baker Station on Wednesday evening, bringing train service to a halt. 😳🚆

Witnesses say the driver told people she was “following GPS” after ending up on the tracks and driving a significant distance before getting stuck. The vehicle had to be removed from the guideway, causing major delays for riders across the 1 Line. #DUBSEA

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

The completely unfounded and absolutely irrelevant connection between the @wemby effect and the hyper-salience of prediction markets is, quite the sight

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The transition of sports fandom from loyalty and joy and community to monetization and commodification is a little heartbreaking to me. A signal of the broader commercialization of everything not nailed down in America.

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

👋 🫧 Thanks for all the great memories @WestHam…but off ya pop.

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

.@RoKhanna tie game: 11/10

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

Me looking at @HouseCommerce to implement permanent Daylight Saving Time

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Scoop: House GOP is resurrecting Trump’s plan for year-round daylight saving time.

@HouseCommerce today will propose adopting the Sunshine Protection Act — which would let states “lock the clock” and end time changes — as part of a bigger package.

https://t.co/983D9fO1wO

[Billie @Billie_T]

Oooo drake dropped 3 albums in one day? Serge Aurier once did 3 foul throws in one game mate

[leyla @leylaaa31]

I am absolutely certain that that is not true. There will be no Rosslyn in my future. Not in any capacity

[kyle @RicharlisonSZNx]

If I said what I want about this guy I would be suspended

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

2019… Spurs draft Keldon with Pick 29
2020… Spurs draft Vassell with Pick 11
2023… Spurs draft Wemby with Pick 1
2024… Spurs draft Castle with Pick 4
2025… Spurs draft Harper with Pick 2

A contender built from within.
Nothing better.

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

Is @HKane in D.C.?

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

NOW: the area around the Washington Monument has been fully cleared out by US Park Police, the National Guard, and other federal agents in Washington DC 🚨

“Someone important is coming,” one National Guardsman said. No pedestrians are allowed in or out of the area.

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

What on earth are you doing all the way in Boston!!!!! @ethandconnell

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Naked intruder found inside Beacon Hill home, lounging on couch and smoking crack pipe, police say https://t.co/WSuyKXgehA

[internetman @bzbbsbssbssh7]

Petworth porchfest is much better than admo porchfest because there are significantly less people from Arlington there

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

@Bencjacobs @JoeFlacco Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco, you mean

[Billie @Billie_T]

Romero does this and a sequel to the Falklands war starts, he’s imprisoned for life and Gary Neville burns a Romero effigy live on the overlap sponsored by Huell

[Jorge Velasco @mrvelasco]

.@ethandconnell a massive congratulations on your internship with the Congresswoman!! Looking sharp!!

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

Sasse: "At a policy level, I’m very conservative. At a dispositional and tonal level, I’m a moderate because I believe that American civics and the glories of being able to inherit a constitutional doctrine of anti-majoritarianism and restraints and a belief in pluralism — that stuff is so glorious"