Mr. Volac

President of Sheol, Inc. Times may have changed, but we're still open for business. Care to make a deal?

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

There goes accounting…

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

Blast.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

Ah.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@mindthegaap_ I don’t really have the stomach for that sort of thing.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

There’s no need for that.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@mindthegaap_ [Volac, a demon, does not quite comprehend the concept of “adorable”.] I am quite certain that the time spent is productive and worthwhile. [Said in a tone that clearly implies the opposite.]

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@mindthegaap_ Ah, yes. The long game. Is that what you call swanning about the Earth in the guise of a cat?

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@mindthegaap_ [Volac merely arches an eyebrow.] Your infernal contracts must come from /somewhere/. Not that you use them, I suppose. Tell me, when was the last time you damned a single soul?

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@mindthegaap_ Oh, I see that His Majesty has deigned to grace us lowly demons with his presence. Tell me, how do the utterly useless aspects of Hell fare?

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

Really, now.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@MagpieofMagic It’s a habit.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

Old habits die hard.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

Of course, Sir. https://t.co/7QZs9rFdPu

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

Sir, might I remind you that there are several Presidents of Hell.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

It appears as though they finally installed a modem Up There.

[Slow, demonic clap.] https://t.co/j4rdGYeLyv

[Barattiel @HulloIT]

[ring ring]

Hullo, IT.

...

Did you try laying on hands?
...mhm. Mhm.

Right, I’m afraid you void the warranty if you literally attempt to ‘burn away the error’...

Yup. Yup. ....Bring it in.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

I approve.

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@AmonLeeds invitation on its way. He turns back to the writhing, screaming human.] My apologies, Mr. Bannon. Where were we?

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@AmonLeeds delicately before reading it, his brows shooting up. After a moment he nods, jotting down a confirmation before sending the--

[Mr. Volac @mrvolac]

@AmonLeeds [The invitation arrives neatly on his desk while he's in the middle of vivisecting a client. He wipes his hands clean--