Slim Bruno

Gym junkie who knows how to cook.

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

Updated menu... make sure yall following.

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[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

They hired another first time play caller...

Are y'all surprised it's not working AGAIN?!?

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

I say play on lol but just cuz its the Colts call the game hahahaha

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

What a game man...

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

Aye man lmaoo..

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

@GLOSAY_GANG Facts man... boyz must not remember the feeling of having Sage Rosenfels, Brian Hoyer, Matt Lienart, Tom Savage days of QB..

They to need shut they fucking mouths man.

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

@Kid_Chase Im good. Just really annoyed.

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

Im ready to get active man...

Any stupidity im on that shit

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

We finna get the "typical" i have to coach better BULLSHIT tmrw during his interview...

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

The Bengals defense allowed one successful rush today and it was a rush to WR Jaylin Noel

On the Texans’ 14 RB designed rushes they had a 0% success rate and 1.29 YPC

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

@ Andre fucking Johnson

[Matt Thomas @SportsMT]

I’d have bad body language too if I was given this OL and OC year after year.

[Matt Thomas @SportsMT]

I’d have bad body language too if I was given this OL and OC year after year.

[N0mad Sc0tt @n0mad_sc0tt]

@BlackLion1721 What about when the GM comes out and says Rutledge is our best OLineman, so we decide to run behind the backup, Teller, in high-leverage short-yardage situations?

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

And u forgot one glaring thing......

NOT HAVING A THE FEEL OF THE GAME!!

Its like meco hired his friend (Slowik) then Caserio hired his friend (Caley)

[Black Lion @BlackLion1721]

Play calling is the major issue and is the start to the issue.
Play design also is a big issue.

Not scheming up WRs to get open.
Not creating easy passing lanes.
Not moving the pocket.
Not having a package for Bouttee tour X Wr.
Not understanding the defense your playing

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

I WANT ALL U MOTHA FUCKAS THAT BE ON CJ TO STAY ON THAT SIDE!

U wanna hate somebody now?!? Hate ya self...while u at it.... KYS

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

Mannnnn... i need him gone in the worse way

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Nice completion to Schultz, Stroud starts to tempo no huddle to hurry up and signaling routes to receivers, Caley runs in tight ends, offense huddles & they get sacked.

F off Caley lmao

[Sk 🦍 @CryLawson]

Let’s get this straight.

Nick Caserio drafted a LG and thought, let’s put him at C despite never taking snaps at C.

They pivoted because the big free agent RG they signed that they forced to play LG was so bad that you are forced to start the rookie at LG and put a journeyman at C.

Then you brought in a RT coming off of neck surgery to start and he was so bad before injury you had to start a 33 year old 380 pound RT that has yet to play a healthy season all while your former 2nd round RT is so unplayable you can only bring him in on jumbo packages as a gimmick TE.

Yeah get Nick Caserio the fuck out of Houston.

[Donnell Davis III @DaJamesDavis]

Texans sabotaged CJ like they did Deshaun just in a different way.

[Slim Bruno @MrYeorge]

Jayden Daniels down

[Texans Talk 713 @713HouSports]

“Yeah CJ is the reason the Texans are 0-2 I watch every game” #htownmade

[Mr. InvisibleTexan @InvisibleTexans]

CJ Stroud for the second game in a row, did everything possible to win.