Smileboxxe Kiloi

[Smileboxxe Kiloi @ms_beame]

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[Unemployed Professor @WRadigo]

Tomorrow Armenia goes to polls. One of the candidates hoping to be elected Prime Minister is Artak Sargsyan of Kochari National Revival and Awakening of the Nation Party.
Long time ago, he was in Kenya as Artur Margaryan.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Commentator 1: “Why aren’t the South African players attacking?”

Commenatator2: “it’s because the Mexicans are white, they only attack when they see black people”

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

What did I tell you Nigerians will be doing with Mexico against South Africa?

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Afghan women have to kill the men.

Everyone keeps reacting to this statement as if it’s a joke, but it is literally the only way out of their situation.

Afghan women need to kill as many of the men as possible.

The men in the Taliban.
And the men not in the Taliban who are benefiting from their suffering.

Everyone praises slave rebellions.
Slaves are called upon to overthrow their oppressors.

Why does nobody recognise female slavery when it is staring them in the face?

Afghanistan practices Female Slavery by law.

In Afghanistan, men are the Slave Masters.

The only path to freedom for Afghan women is not international pressure which has proven useless, it is for Afghan women to rebel and kill their slave masters.

[Dictator Watch @DictatorWatch]

The person who paid the 5.8 = Musalia Mudavadi!

[MOgada @m_ogada]

The intellectual bar in the tourism sector is so low that for a them to reject a civil servant on grounds of incompetence, he must be a prokaryote

[Matt @salty_oysters]

Hands down one of the greatest Kenyans who ever lived.

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

So he used a private jet to go and say this?

Uongo inaweza toshea email

[Duke of Jua Kali @elvis_oduor]

Decades of growth destroyed in minutes. Giant lobelias, some of the rarest alpine plants are being damaged. This is heartbreaking for Kenya’s natural heritage.
@KWSKenya @Kenya_Forestry please step in.
The destruction of giant lobelias is unacceptable.

[Smileboxxe Kiloi @ms_beame]

Because it's hard to believe anyone would be this calm after such a devastating loss.

[B @ngwata_]

There was no such raid done by ACA.

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

This is very true, we have dehumanized children in boarding schools by giving them terrible food that is yuck and tasteless, eye sore of dormitories all in the name of shaping them for life out here.

There is no glory in suffering, nanzenz

[Mbithi Masya @mbithi]

remembering this guy talking about rationing power... then that conversation died. this was probably why.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CBK released an interview with former CBK Governor Micah Cheserem.

Some of the Key points to note:

— He says banks “wanted to kill” M-Pesa
— He says he ordered burning of thousands of exchange-control documents (about 47 truckloads)

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

Let me go a little deeper on this

When Uber came to Nigeria, they were not only giving out bonuses to drivers, they were also giving mad bonuses to riders too

Then Unilag students were everywhere using the services basically for free

A driver would create a rider’s account, add the promo code and request it himself

It didn’t end there o…

They developed a process called simulation using a fake GPS manipulator called 'Lockito' and did not have to move their car at all to make money

I will explain

So imagine having an app that allows you to take a trip from point A to point B by manipulating the map?

They even used it on unsuspecting riders

So you are not driving the app is driving for you

Some drivers had multiple accounts for this and were making mad money from not driving

When this was discovered, the company added some security features like restricting a driver’s licence to a single user, building a firewall to detect third-party apps, cancelling all promo codes (I mean there used to be ₦15k promo codes), and removing the ₦1k cancellation fees, etc

It was a mad time 🤣🤣🤣

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

Fuel shortages are for peasants.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you don't want people from all walks of life in your country, don't bid for the right to host the World Cup.

This is madness!

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Instead of getting to the root cause of the unrest, this guy is suggesting that we stitch the anus to cure diarrhoea.

He is using logic like the infamous vikombe za wageni

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

I remember an Architect, @EricKigada saying this would happen.
Those of us who read and realised he was right were called cynical doomers.
And things have gone as exactly as expected.
Quaint.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

It's a shame, huku ni kwa kina TUTAM hotel lakini wanaishi kama Moles yani Kasongo zenyewe, barabara ni mitaro tupu

Alafu unaona mtu ameamdika TUTAM😅

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Good to remind everyone that this good lady has no public health or any medical training at all.

She's a B. Ed. Major with an MBA and is an excellent eductor.

But not a medic at all. At all.