Melissa Coffman

ysu 🐧

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

“look, it’s a wild Bre”

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Break out the fuckin confetti

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

He’s a little lad who loves berries & cream

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WATCH OUT MY OUTFIT’S RIDICULOUS

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@mason_stanleyy that’s cool but i want season 4 of the boys

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

was walking to my car from work this morning with some coworkers only to find that someone had literally taken a shit in the parking lot beside someone’s car…for reference i work at a hospital

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@breezy_out you need another tattoo

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

usually i walk out of walmart disappointed…however today, i found some of the cutest summer clothes and i’m so happy 😌

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

the shitty thing about working midnights is that none of my friends are awake to talk to…but i do make more money 🤑

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@lauren_schotten id be finding a new doctor

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

you know you’re getting old when you get excited about getting a Roomba

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@breezy_out please let me hear it

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@mason_stanleyy but you haven’t sold me any wine

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

surgery depression hittin hard

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@breezy_out i want one too

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@DJNF_ do you have a jar of dirt?

[Melissa Coffman @ms_coffman35]

@mason_stanleyy in youngstown, when?