Passivebitch

try me. you might like me. no DM's

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@officialUKMail Please respond to my dm

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Hey @officialUKMail what are you playing at? Lying about a delivery. Then your website screws up my new request & no way to talk to a human!

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@officialUKMail Big problems with our (lack of) delivery. Please help

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Dear @YodelOnline what on earth have you done with my parcel this time? Apparently with neighbour as per card put through the door. Really?

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@reprocessed they melted. Now I look like I wet myself. Or worse. Cunt

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Nope. My bad. I hate Tuesdays too. Tuesday is the new Monday. Definitely not a song in that

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

I hate Mondays. Someone needs to tell me why. I'm sure there's a song in there somewhere

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@reprocessed yes?

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@reprocessed only when you're bending over naked #strapon

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@reprocessed I'm watching you

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@YodelOnline dms sent

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@reprocessed beautiful. Bet the girls all love you

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

@reprocessed maybe there's a presence in there? #shityourpantsmate

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Where's my parcel @yodelonline. not at my house. driver claims he delivered it to a brown haired lady at correct address. Fail. I'm blonde!

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Get back to work you work shy Cunt @reprocessed

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

being sober and happy is to twitter that condoms are to procreation

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

My cat loves me. Apparently

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Just had my nails done. I think they're pretty. Blokey thinks they'll look good around his cock #womanvsman

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

Mwah @reprocessed @halksmush

[Passivebitch @ms_hushnow]

My head is definitely turned by your £5 voucher @halksmush such wealth that @reprocessed can't match #tightcunt