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I have opinions about things

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@RollingStone - curious if Area 54 is where the aliens sex parties are held? #AskingForAFriend 👾👾🍆🍆🍑🍑

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McConnell says national abortion ban ‘possible’?! I will never understand why ANYONE WITHOUT A UTERUS thinks they are allowed to decide how those with use them. It’s absolutely time for all old, white men to get out of politics. #diealready https://t.co/vbdGCvWRNg

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https://t.co/PLjQANBHJd - your job isn’t to control us you fucking moron, it’s to protect us. Feeling bullied means you know that your choices don’t represent the country they represent your personal opinion. #getanewjob #diealready

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Literally shocked to see TJO doing ANYTHING-due to their lack of effort our neighborhood continues to be overrun by stray cats & we’ve been forced to trap & take them to the vet ourselves.

“TJO responds to report of dumped dog in Holyoke”https://t.co/QwSKSomti7

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@DakinHumane - LOVE this story because YAY(more pets in homes and fewer in need) but also our neighborhood is OVERRUN with stray animals so I think there's a disconnect between your message and reality. https://t.co/dfz2nxsvyE

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@MoreHorror In The Mouth of Madness.

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I hope all the idiots in my neighborhood who have been shooting off illegal fireworks for MONTHS lose hands tonight.

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So. We moved our compost pile to a new location that is not the middle of our yard. Now. Randomly. Tomatoes are growing in the old compost pile. We did not plant them. #gardeningisgreat #lifefindsaway

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Sorry friends who support them - “air purifiers” are a gimmick, a rip-off, and a sham.

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Accurate representation of me and my cat. #CatsOfTwitter #masklife

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@lx_borden I mean, that *was* my plan.... 😉

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@lx_borden I mean, it’s totally in line with our new name / approach: Rude Ladies With Tattoos, making men cry for fun & profit. I think it’s really catching on and making us all much happier humans - we’ve got room for you. 😁

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@lx_borden Plot twist: then you come work for me. [evil laugh].

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Honestly, can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on with Ted Cruz, current advocate for free speech?! 🤣🤣 I just feel like stay at home orders have made him go completely off the deep end.

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@MetalHammer @slipknot @mushroomhead 🤣🤣Neither. But both make for ongoing fodder for jokes around our house so, props to both for remaining *relevant* for us...

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Too bad the morons making this list apparently never watched Lady & The Tramp (instead including Aristocats in the list.) and I see we skipped over Song of The South... I just can’t support the, “I don’t like it so I won’t show it to my kids” concept. https://t.co/yedfUxjK5Q

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@zfunk007 Written a number of movie reviews over the years myself that center on this very concept; mediocrity is definitely the worst offense.

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@ActuallyNPH Breville the Barista Express Espresso Machine, BES870XL.

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Hey @_shitmariasays, @newwavebabe_, @DelanaTweets - weird question: did you ACTUALLY get you @cruelworldfest tickets yet? Like, the email? I've asked a couple other people, non of us seems to ACTUALLY have tickets in hand.... #notfreakingoutoranything