vibing in the universe

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[Seva @SevaUT]

much less talk of moving to canada this time. glad to see people have realized it sucks up here too

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Young Thug will be going home today after being sentenced to 15 years of probation.

[vibing in the universe @msaha_]

@Zamalisa @SamuelH51024 @Deedee_231 Darker skinned Indians are from the south and speak like 17 different languages for which there are their own film industries babe

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[oh.anny @ansokoo]

I ordered a capuccino at 1pm in Venice and the grandma running the cafe literally said "it is not breakfast anymore, signora" and gave me an aperol spritz and you know what?

she was right

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

And Uber use to cost $6

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Eternal Couple 🖤🧡

Saaya and Cleopatra have been courting since 4 years now and whenever they are together it's a sight to behold.

[Junferno @Junferno]

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant,

I wonder to myself:

Who has the other half of my egg?

Two strangers;

Living their lives;

Sharing an egg.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after texting my friend “here” instead of just knocking on the door

[rox @Cutting_Chai__]

@pedro_renji

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

when u pull a shorty in public no dating apps

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Wait until you discover that people who don’t WFH also don’t work every moment of their 9-5 in the office. They’re just forced to fuck around in their spinny chair rather than do useful things around their home but somehow people think it’s different

[Romcom Protagonist🇿🇲🇪🇺 @kaerizzle]

She's a world class assassin and he's her grizzled mentor coming out of retirement for one last job together

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @DrDoyleSays]

Check in w/ yourself; check in w/ your fears; check in w/ your strengths; check in w/ your values; check in w/ your goals; check in w/ your resources.

The solution to every problem we have in recovery starts w/ reconnecting w/ & reminding ourselves of who we are & what we want.

[Ben Jones @BW_Jones]

This will be the first Presidential election since 1976 to not have a Biden, Bush, or Clinton on the ticket.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It’s all about how you pivot, reinvent, and re-challenge yourself.