Captain Morgan

W.Mass / ATL 🎡 JAB ❤️

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

@NoahKahan DONT PLAY WITH ME LIKE THIS NOAH

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

I mean fuck the Yankees but absolutely FUCK the Astros.

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

Nothing like Joe leaving for playoffs and three days later our ceilings and walls fill with water 🙃 the mlb curse

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

Anyone else make elaborate slideshows for your friends birthdays or was that just west side?

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

Nothing like asking your fiancé for a foot rub and he goes “what the fuck is wrong with your pinky toe?” Ugh romance I love it

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell is this

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

@stoolpresidente I’ll tell you rn if you bad mouth Red Rose Pizza I’m coming for your left shoes and I’m shittin in em

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

In front of A CHILD???

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We really went from “Draymond is in the Celtics head!!!!” to “plz be nice to Draymond and don’t chant mean things about him” within 72 hours

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

@carly_gilbert_ On my way

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

All I need rn is a beach bar with a live band singing My Girl

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

when Buddy has too much riding on this game @barstoolsports

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Smartest dude in MLB

[Joe Bowker @JoeBowker_11]

Sounds about right coming from the red sox franchise. A shame

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

You know you’re encroaching dangerous territory when it’s 2am and you’re playing I Almost Do by TSwift on a Wednesday

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

You know the March Madness game is watch worthy when Joe EMAILS me at 12:30am to turn it on 😂

[Captain Morgan @msaimerrrrri_]

Honestly I can’t believe J.K Rowling had the audacity to kill Fred Weasley