BRENDA

[BRENDA @msbhaven81]

Me: I'm really into stranger things.

Him: Yeah, I really like that show too.

Me: *filling cowboy boots with mayonnaise* What show?

Him:

[Spazio🇵🇸 @Spaziotwat]

You say you "couldn't agree more", but have you tried?

[Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny]

Call me dude so I know it's real.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

I know enough about how things work to know your way doesn't.

[nicki dee @thenickidee]

Back roads and loud music

[BRENDA @msbhaven81]

It's that special time of the year again when we get to play "is this a tick or a mole?"

[A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut]

A group of tigers is called an ambush.

Ironically, so is a group of toddlers.

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

him: you can be honest with me

me: *is honest*

him: no not like that

[BRENDA @msbhaven81]

@shopkins776 Idk... I don't want to make any major commitments like that! Lol

[Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny]

Dry humor for those opposed to moist...

[Absynth Lover @seegreenfairys]

Welcome to my world. If you can't take a fucking joke, get the fuck out.

[BRENDA @msbhaven81]

I'm white trash, but not "buys a 3 pack of thongs from the Dollar General" white trash... anymore.

[Jackson @kerouac741]

My mind is feeling a little fuzzy and I like it.

[Bat Shit Crazy @BatBatshitcrazy]

What say you and I find a proper way to channel my anger and agression?

[Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple]

At my age, you have home Ibuprofen and work Ibuprofen.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

Me: I know it’s weird but do you wanna see where my dad is buried?

Date: actually, I love graveyards

Me: *flipping on cellar light* graveyards?