nicki dee

my passion burns uncontrollably like a wildfire in the snow on a rainy day in Cleveland

[nicki dee @thenickidee]

The United States postal service is a joke. They charge you insurance incase they can’t do their job. @USPS

[nicki dee @thenickidee]

@elonmusk why are 80 percent of my notifications you? I don’t even follow you.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

girls are perverts when they like you

[Jay @Jay1972Jay]

My check engine light has been on since my 16th birthday.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

A healthy and nutritious cigarette is that too much to ask

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Most of the things that you say when you're drunk . . . I say when I'm sober.

[who cares @DianaG2772]

I use a gas can as a watering can to confuse my neighbours

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Not to brag but I woke up this morning without any mystery pains. Don’t be jealous.

[𝕁𝕁 @marsfirelight]

never fucking settle.

[🖤 @xaniyaah]

notice how happy you get when you literally just do you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As the saying goes, be careful what you wish, as you might get it

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

I know they didn’t ask for it, but l sent in a stool sample in with my tax return. 🤪

[Kristen @Kica333]

DMV: Did you bring your fourth grade report card?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

[honey please @sweetthoneyplz]

Had I known Twitter was so fucking weird and filled with psychos, I would have joined way sooner.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Men don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

[𝕁𝕁 @marsfirelight]

if you see me, no you didn’t.

[Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio]

HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Post the 428th selfie in your camera roll rn.