Rich Lazar

Engineering Manager @ Facebook. Motorcycle enthusiast. Beer and scotch aficionado. World traveler. Former Microsoftie. Opinions are my own.

[Rich Lazar @msbitshifter]

@alexandr_wang They don't even know the definition of a founder....don't sweat it @alexandr_wang

Also I bet Balmer is a fun hang

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@deedydas Try Tampa

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[Lamborghini @Lamborghini]

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[Rich Lazar @msbitshifter]

@MicrosoftEdge Happy birthday!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

Was someone asking us to send them a Grubi Stein?? 😏

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[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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@WAFDbank @SeattleKraken @emilyepp

[WaFd Bank @WAFDbank]

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Go #SEAKraken!

Contest begins 4/18/23 and closes at noon PT on 4/25/23. One winner will be selected for an autographed Kraken jersey and hockey puck (“Prize”). Winner will be contacted via DM on 4/26/23. No purchase necessary, must be 18+ to win and open to all US legal residents in Washington. Autographed jersey and puck valued at $500. One entry per social media platform. For alternative method of entry, please submit your first, last name and 2023 Kraken Playoff Giveaway in the subject to [email protected]. Prize will be mailed to winner. Prize winner is responsible for tax reporting. Neither Seattle Hockey Partners LLC (“SHP”) nor Seattle Arena Company, LLC (“SAC”) is a sponsor or administrator of the Contest but may partner with WaFd Bank to provide promotional support. By participating in the Contest, you fully and unconditionally release SHP and SAC from (1) all claims for liability arising from or related to your participation in the Contest and (2) all claims related to a participant acceptance, receipt, possession, loss, and/or misuse of any entry or the Prize.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

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[Durham Bulls @DurhamBulls]

Retweet for a chance to win a Durham Bulls Beer Bat!

We know many of y'all weren't able to make it last night, so we're giving 1 away (beverage not included)

*Must follow us to win, winner will be chosen & DMed at 4pm ET

[Rich Lazar @msbitshifter]

@AndrewYang The majority of responses (and I think your intention) would not have Nelson Mandela be a president. I think this would have been a disservice to the world. Many do great things beyond 75.

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@kylealden Congrats! Looks pretty solid from try the long way up

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I traveled all the way from #London today to make sure I was at the last #Kraken home game. Let's make it a win boys! #LetsGoKraken #NHL #SeattleKraken @SeattleKraken

[Rich Lazar @msbitshifter]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary# I don’t actually remembered but Twitter and Pepperidge Farms do

[Rich Lazar @msbitshifter]

@SeanOnTwt I mean...they really talk about Bruno a lot in that song

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@tatialise @Apple @tim_cook Sounds like you've had a similar problem

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Really? @Apple Being lied to by a customer service agent is acceptable behavior? I am now facing a multi month delay IF I order a new MacBook pro. @tim_cook #customerservicefail

[Rich Lazar @msbitshifter]

@shanselman I fully agree with you! Wish more engineers realized the increased velocity you get by having solid test automation! How much of an impact do you think Microsoft axing the SDET discipline and the internal culture of SDE > SDET had on this?

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@krakendeadpixel making an early appearance