Matthew Collins

drinking extra caff in library; finding new & better IPAs; wondering who the dogs are barking at now; Spartan; book editor

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@evfk Meanwhile…librarians in the field have have realized that, unfortunately, they are once again expected to fix everything - even if it has nothing to do with the library.

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Hmmm….a library display of all of the writers professor ____ has slept with? Could be really funny

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@vforrestal Stretch your arm as you lift a drink helps too!

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@evangelestia Retired

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Watched it today. What did you think?

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz I’m not sure I can look at any dried fruit the same way again

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz @erinjeanwarde Of course not - just depends on what you’re doing with the mayo 😉

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@Linhith We had a running gag about this in one of my past libraries. Seems a librarian accepted a “large donation” that was multiple boxes of the same book. Anyone that retired or moved to a new library got one with everyone writing a note in it.

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@evfk Or it’s “my father/mother was a doctor/professor/minister and I’m sure his/her/their books are valuable and still useful” Nope! Recycle!

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@DerangeDescribe We are weeding out thousands of books in our college library because no one was willing to be sneaky about it before.

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@KaraPaints Go Southern: Well bless its heart

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Yah, lost mine on time. Pretty rough

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@evfk Oh yeah, been there. Terrible book in its 6th edition. I wanted to write that the first edition should never have been published

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@keegzzz They didn’t schedule around the game?

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Blatantly obvious

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Youthful looks are to be cherished as long as you can

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Cells from a fetus cross the placenta and actually change the physiology of mother’s hearts and brains.

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz I’d be there - awkwardly of course

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz @gayvarmint Libraries are a lot like churches: non-profit, tight budgets, and huge politics over minor issues. Academic libraries add faculty entitledness for extra drama. Sorry you have to deal with this

[Matthew Collins @msc_librarian]

@keegzzz Wait, what?