Emily

Work like a captain, play like a pirate.

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

How did y’all eat fruit roll ups as a kid? #askingforafriend

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Can we all just agree that #MeghanAndHarry are American royalty now? Like we welcome you Harry. F*ck those British haters #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Starting my day with a shot of captain Morgan at 9am pretty much sums up this week. #overit #isit2022yet

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

I think about the Chocolate episode on #spongebob daily

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Anyone else still waiting on their federal #taxReturns ? Feeling absolutely mugged off by the @IRSnews #yesimwatchingloveisland

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

I’ve been trying to cut back my instagram stress-strolling. My new stress hobby is checking my credit score. Is this #adulting ?

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

It’s amazing how much perspective a glass of wine on an empty stomach will give you

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

One of my favorite pastimes includes drinking too much wine and commenting incessantly on people’s instagram photos that I kinda know but only feel bold enough to comment on like we’re BFFS bc I’m drunk

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Today is definitely a day of all these meetings could have been an email 😐

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

I relate to these Stitch memes way too hard

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Finally got myself to #inboxZero until someone hit me with a “but what did you think about that”. #noooooo

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

“Put your toilet paper in the freezer! The absolute hottest chicken you’ll ever have.” 😂😂😂 #myfavechickenplaceever #streetcar #7deadlysins

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Honestly between meme and dog accounts on insta, my life is complete

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

Sometimes I think that Insta meme and dog accounts are truly the only thing getting me through my day #struggle #stressing #loveagoodmeme 😂

[Emily @mscaptainmo]

@CazeyW If vote for ya

[Roc Nation @RocNation]

Our prayers are with the victims in VA. We rebuke white supremacy & Nazi ideology. Love is stronger than hate. Unity & love will prevail.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This father just destroyed his representative over Trumpcare

[Cazey (0.7K Followers) @CazeyW]

.@snapchat I believe my streak with @jport93 was wrongfully terminated. How do we address this grievance? Friends, please RT for support.