Max Schmidt

A2➡️KFalls

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

One day imma be that dad who cruise down the street wit the windows down, blasting NPR wit the base all the way up "cuz news is gangster"

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

It be like that sometimes

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

If your a real one you’ll buy a 40 of Miller Light right now and poor it out for Mac

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

Good luck to everyone leaving A2 this week. The further you go from home the more of an individual you become🤟

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

How come girls don’t use caps when they text?

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

Me and my pen pal in China each finne put a slice of bread on the ground...

🍞🌍🍞...

ERF SAMWITCH

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

Guwop is my spirit animal🍦

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

R.I.P. https://t.co/TWJOK7acn0

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

280 characters but every tweet still taste like glass, smh get your flavor game up twitter

[Dave @lildickytweets]

LEMME DOWN TIM

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

The earth be drinking entire clouds and sweating em off the NEXT DAY

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

When u trynna free the tree but r too high to remember what a leegul eyez Mary Honda is

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

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[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

TMT ♫ https://t.co/A8FKUC0Aqd

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

RIP Pocket Pointz

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Congrats to Lil Yachty on hitting 2.5 Billion total streams 🔥👏 @lilyachty

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

@AidanStead Waking up to crashing cars😩🚑

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

Happy Birthday fam🍍 @AlexAlexcollier you fool too much #michigoonz

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

@kitson321 Thanks bro you've got my hottest pic🔥

[Max Schmidt @mschmidty18]

@IUnsworth_8 Thanks my guy big things on the way🌪🚂