Daria

California girl. I dream in color then tweet about it

[Daria @msdcarey]

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think

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Hey @netflix you’re missing an E in the thumbnail for Deliverance. The film itself is brutal enough

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Jackpot with Brian & his Aussie Posse https://t.co/fGiHkMFPvn

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Jackpot is now 4! Turns out the county had his exact birthdate on file (11/29/14) with his vaccination data. Everything makes sense now that I know he was only 2 when I got him, not 5 🐶 https://t.co/mKcN2dZFAA

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HQ2 was a project name for the selection process only. There won’t be a numeric HQ2 & HQ3. The next headquarters (plural) will be Amazon Tech in Northern Virginia + Amazon Entertainment/Lifestyle in Los Angeles and New York

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@73TDub TDub!

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Name this film: Seth Green billed above Jason Statham

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When you need a pick-me-up: All About Steve on HBO. I laugh every time & am not ashamed to admit that I also cry. Most underrated, a bonified #coupdemettre from Sandy Bullock & Bradley Cooper

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@badasian 😍😍😍

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Here's a clue: "Handsome Rob" is how Jackpot got his nickname

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F Hollywood for telling women they need to be Barbie while letting Owen Wilson wear that feathered Farrah Fawcett wig

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RIP, a true American hero & Patriot // RT @BeschlossDC: John McCain after 5-1/2 years as POW in North Vietnam, 1973: https://t.co/REg5gV7zOy

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Jackpot is living his best life https://t.co/FfiH69jrAT

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Is it too soon for Unabomber jokes? https://t.co/2ubeHWeWki

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One major problem with #TheAffair : we never liked Alison anyway

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At the Super Bowl with chandalainecarey & the late great Craig Sager. (Billy Corgan took the photo) https://t.co/XPjQlcjIFu

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Super fun at Petco Park watching the Padres beat the Dodgers with the Battle family! Thanks to Michael #SDFunding for a winning summer night out @ Petco Park https://t.co/fIdLA9ju7J

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I watch all comedy specials & haven't cried while watching, until now. Hannah Gadsby's brilliance allows her to deftly navigate & explain the life of a woman (regardless of orientation). I am a cis woman who was brought to a standing ovation at home alone bc of her sheer genius

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Jackpot's new show is called "So You Think You Can Dig" https://t.co/8z3VHJW3wo

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If you are considering self harm please reconsider. We are here for you. I will personally call you or you can reach out for help at (800)273-TALK. DM me for my private phone number. You are loved

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Happy hour w Raja #pomeranian https://t.co/M7csozN1tH