𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒 ☼

The pip with pizazz✨

[𝓜𝐚𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐦 🥀 @mayhembygaga]

how it feels to be the first in my bloodline to stan Lady Gaga

[bort @tacobort]

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[antonique 🤍 @xoxoantonique]

“where would you go if you got reincarnated as a dog”

me:

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

FIRST LOOK at Sarah Paulson as Cordelia Goode in “American Horror Story” Season 13!

[໊ @wynavira]

what if we were ibuprofriends

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[julia @juumelo_]

I am a beautiful girl having to use excel so you can imagine what kind of stress I am under

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

conk creet

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i bet it felt so good to yell HEAR YE HEAR YE in the town square

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

A rousing game of Wii Tennis would fix me

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[ִֶָ @itrygraphics]

the assignment was not only understood, it was absorbed

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒 ☼ @mserine__]

Personal diary entry to look back on: Jessica Vosk will get a Tony for Beaches

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Trump has more pics with Epstein than I do with my whole family