Mike

Ask me about my political astrology birth chart. he/him/his BLM

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Almost completely stealth and barely makes any crinkling

[bryan metzger @metzgov]

Wow! Is this real?

[Gary Goody @thegoodster_]

All moved in

[doomer @uncledoomer]

imagine plugging in a bunch more power strips into this bad boy

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Bathrooms should NOT be free

I installed these on the bathroom doors at work and have made $17.75 in the last week (all passive income)

Bonus tip: Start offering black coffee for free and increase bathroom admission to $2.00 during peak morning hours

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Trump is done. It's over

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

to the disgruntled marine with severe PTSD who’s grandmother just had her medicare cut cause of Elon:

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

Always dare yourself to do new things and have fun doing it.

[BROPOTKIN™️ by blackhart 🐈‍⬛ @peterbropotkin]

Yea

[ġєиєяλኗʞ✇ḄยፕɎLġץΨ☍lʎʇnᙠⓇⓃⒶT҉๏เɭєፕ↫ @Rubber0Cement]

Tickled to oblivion