Hannah

biology teacher / vizsla parent / podcast junkie / amateur science content creator / artist / she/her
@mshcrowder.bsky.social
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[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@brainpop the Food Fight game seems to be down. I was hoping to play it with my students tomorrow. Any chance we can get a quick fix?

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@NJSimmondsbooks Just finished Good Girls Die Last. Didn’t realize how much I needed this book. Living in the US. Now. They always were afraid of witches. Time to start humming.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@offgridteacher The belly button book is one of my favorites.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

Today was the first day of our phone free school day.

Turns out most teenagers can’t read analog clocks…so that’s an issue I didn’t foresee.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@NJSimmondsbooks I think it’s traumatic for some of us. I also HATED S2 E6 - Fishes. The family dynamic in Fishes is one I’ve survived and the writing and performance is so good that it puts my subconscious right back in that place.

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@cj_bria @DocDre Is that not how it’s pronounced 🫣

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@cirquelar @BWJones Average home price in 1981 was about $100k. Average home price in 2023 was almost $500k.

Median family income was $22,390 and is now $67,521.

Interest rates were higher but overall costs were more manageable.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@heymrsbond @officedepot Do you have a Fred Meyer near you? They are super cheap, allow me to buy a case at a time, and have thicker cardboard coverings so they actually hold up.
Another option: STAPLES Composition Notebook 9.75-Inch x 7.5-Inch College Ruled 100 Sh. Asst 48/CT https://t.co/xsnh3q96hN

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

Say it louder for the people in the back!

Not wanting children is a CHOICE that needs no justification.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Not having kids is a morally neutral and legitimate life choice on its own that does not need to be justified with recourse to tragic stories of fertility struggles. It’s fine just to not want children.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@CityofMenloPark having a bike lane is great…but it only works if the sensors at the lights recognize we are there.

Had to wait multiple light cycles trying to cross El Camino at Glenwood.

[Carl Hendrick @C_Hendrick]

To mark the publication of the 2nd edition of How Learning Happens we are giving away a 5 copies of the book. Simply retweet this to be included in the draw.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@poetpedagogue I found it to be pretty simplistic but I’m not an English teacher. My ninth graders are pretty sophisticated in their thinking, even with lower reading levels.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@heymrsbond It’s way less likely when the lab is running the tests but I’ve had PCR not work so many times when running it in my class. There is a lot that can go wrong and sometimes we don’t ever figure out what happened.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@heymrsbond It’s pretty rare to get a false positive on either test. The way they work makes it hard to get a positive result.

The false negatives are more common on both. With children in particular it can be difficult to get a good swab.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@fi_dogs Why do you make it almost impossible to talk to an actual person. I have a plan that should give me phone support but I still cannot get to an actual human being.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@hankgreen What about creators that aren’t partners? Can we make it so ads don’t play on our content? @YouTube I make videos for my students and I don’t want them to watch ads!

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@VictoriaTheTech @johannabrown @msblackteach @k8roulette2 @heymrsbond @EduCelebrity He is the best coworker.

[Hannah @mshcrowder]

@VictoriaTheTech @johannabrown You are definitely not a parody account! That’s what I meant by different vibes and different reasons to follow.

But you are influential in the education space and as you are no longer a classroom teacher I thought you might be good for this project.