Lindsey Hosking

I care deeply, about way too many things, all at once.

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

@primal081 @travisakers Where can I get one of these?

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@primal081 @purbrooktony @rickygervais 😂😂😂

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@primal081 @TrevWall @pixiekittie_ That’s how they get ya!

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@BaysideBand I was supposed to see your show in Cincinnati on the 29th ON the day of my 29th birthday 😭 Still so bummed to be missing it, but can’t wait until you can tour again!

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

I keep getting emails & texts from businesses wishing me a Happy Mother’s Day while simultaneously offering me coupons to buy more shit for my kids. I can’t help but feel like they’re missing the point...

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

@Benjammin13 Metabolic miracle lolol

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

@primal081 @BruceWilliams__ Okay but Meredith does the unthinkable. That said, House would pop some pillies and do the IMPOSSIBLE.

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

People being told to stay inside apparently makes them want to go out more. Really, y’all are constantly claiming you can’t wait for a “chill weekend.” But there you went, out for white claws and bar hopping for St. Patty’s 🤦🏼‍♀️ STAY HOME!!! It’s simple.

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

@Benjammin13 Adulting like a boss 🙌🏼

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@primal081 @RuPaul @netflix @mizzizzyg @mlwooley @TiaCarrere @MWilkas I appreciate this 🙏🏼

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

No. UH UH. I am not alright.

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

I’m just sayin, for a majority of our country only speaking one language we talk a lot of shit about overseas call center workers. If the roles were reversed we wouldn’t even be able to do their job because it’s English or bust for most of us.

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

Moved back to colder weather and forgot how disgusting it is to see people smoking in their cars with the windows up. It’s 2020... people are still this level of nasty?!

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

I have wanted nothing else except to nap today. But I’m not a “nap person.” So even if I tried to lay down it would just be me laying there, staring at the ceiling, thinking about all the times I apologized to strangers in the grocery store when I didn’t even do anything wrong 🙇🏼‍♀️

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

@Benjammin13 How much we talking? I mean, I use apps that scan receipts which adds up. I also do quick surveys and make like $3 a pop. Oh and in tampa I used to do market research and I’d get like $150-300 an hour for going and talking lol. Check it out!

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

For the love of coffee, give this a follow ☕️

[Matt's CoffeeTalk @MattsCoffeeTalk]

Alright so, how do you start off a page/community out of thin air? Well as the old saying goes "With a little help from my friends".

So if you're a fan of #Coffee, want to learn new things or share your own experiences... please hit that follow button and retweet. Many thanks!

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

Breastfeed baby. Get baby to sleep. Baby poops. Change diaper. Baby wakes up. Repeat from step one. ALL DAMN DAY.

This is life with an infant.

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Nobody takes the hunger of a breastfeeding woman seriously until she flips out and then all of a sudden she’s “irrational” and needs to “calm down.” No. I NEED TO EAT!

[Lindsey Hosking @mshosqueen]

Can we all just agree that once you microwave coffee it’s never the same?