Megan Shuffleton

rural transplant in NYC
Lexapro influencer
searching for the best kale caesar in the city
talk to me about cats, Survivor, and/or NH

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I want to get super rich so I can support every stray cat out there

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Boss brought in hotdogs! I feel valued and respected as an employee, and I am more likely to perform at a high level 😁 I will turn a blind eye to the atrocities

[🐞 @ormundfucker]

never forget what they took from us

[plain jane @smrtgal]

tv shows used to have julia louis dreyfus in them

[☔ @Whotfismick]

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain

[bleach breakfast (salome) 🏳️‍⚧️ @sirhanseranwrap]

I love my kibble

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

some days you send the emails real good. and some days you send the emails bad. that’s just the name of the game baby

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When it’s overcast for multiple days in a row and starts getting dark at 5pm

[the woman in the arena @curvellas]

this makes me really sad to see. especially as i make amends with my body and start to understand it’s consciousness and the way it speaks to me.

the body loves you so much, it really is doing it’s best for you and every time your heart pumps it’s a love letter from the consciousness of your body, who has decided to do everything it can to keep you alive so that you may have a vehicle to experience life.

the body is also YOU. a part of you. it is not the mind so it doesn’t have language to convey what it needs, it has a childlike innocence and understanding that is quite elegant but very simple. when it hears you and sees you preferring other bodies and wishing parts of it away or hurting it because you don’t like the way it looks or functions, the body is pained and bewildered and it holds on to that.

you cannot dream of another body. you are all your body dreams of.

[No Quarter Will Be Given @chaedria]

This drag SENDS me

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born for a 9-5 i was born to watch the sunset on a porch with my buddies

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ashton kutcher co-founding a campaign to end child trafficking but writing letters of support for his serial rapist bestie is such a great encapsulation of the way people love to fight against their imaginary idea of what abuse is but not what it actually is