Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
So you’re telling me that the Moon’s many craters are from billions of years protecting Earth by pulling space rocks into her orbit. The moon who is depicted as a woman in countless cultures and timelines? You’re saying her craters and stretch marks are evidence of care? Has someone informed the poets about this?
I’d like to imagine the rescue after splashdown feels like when your plane lands and you’re SO close to your destination but you’re stuck sitting there because you still have to taxi to the gate and then wait your turn to get your suitcase from the overhead bin