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If anyone wants to check on my suburban middle age, I'm blasting NIN from my minivan. #fullcircle

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My 8 year old, "wow, your parents were pretty terrible" was pretty damn affirming of both my shitty childhood and my okayish parenting. I'll take it.

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@EricLabRat That skin is 🔥 I'm not sure I can go into details with this praise lest I sound like Buffalo Bill

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The kid is prancing around naked with my hemorrhoid pillow on his head. Calling himself the Pantsless Pirate.

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Mother's Day is sneaking a much needed nap in while the baby sleeps only to have the doorbell wake you and the baby up screaming for a for a flower delivery.

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It is Valentine's evening, so naturally the kid has leveraged a sudden interest in math schoolwork at bedtime. Well played, kid.

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@Lindsey_M_M Just got my copy today and its so damn beautiful

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Spotting a 7 month old as that is learning to walk is reminding me of my high school days nursing my drunk friends.

At least this baby doesn't call me a whore.

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@maisielm67 My maiden name means "lowly lean-to" and my husband's name means "wealthy farmer" I think I got my upgrade.

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@kqskqs

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@EricLabRat I think my old cat understood "Pantherbreath" more than, "Alex"

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I feel like Biden should always stare at the camera, The Office style.

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Who is checking in on Betty?! #RIPRBG

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Today, the kid learned the hard way how long a software update takes. My homeschool lessons prepare for the real world. Next lesson: DMV.

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Mothering a newborn is all about finding how to to stack tasks without dropping or the baby or having the caller realize you're on the toilet.

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@kqskqs All the spiders. All the time. Damn cobweb in my shower.

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Today was bake a banana cake instead of work day bc the real world took a sordid turn and whiskey is just not an option.

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@BritBirk *hugs*

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@kqskqs Ugh dude. I get SO MANY articles.

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@Lindsey_M_M It wouldn't be right if you didn't complete the task without a string of adorable obscenities