Andrew Bloom

[Roman @romxdev]

I still cannot believe how bloated modern web development has become

You open a random website and see megabytes of javascript garbage loading in the background just to render a basic static button

I think we're completely overcomplicating everything and pretending it is progress

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

[Roman @romxdev]

We have to admit that frontend developers have spent last ten years making the web slower, more complicated, and entirely dependent on javascript frameworks that break every month

[Travis Whitaker (hs/acc) @TravisMWhitaker]

We spent years and billions of dollars inserting a C compiler into a lossy hash table. Here’s how we spent two weeks getting it back out with a Markov process.

[dan @Dansplainer]

it seems impossible to do anything of worth on a mac (play video games) unsure why they even exist

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Enterprise @Enterprise why didn’t you call us weeks ago and let us know this was impossible when we booked.

How are you going to fix this!?

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Enterprise I reserved an Audi A5 and you’re trying to give me a Toyota RAV4. I can’t explain how mad and disappointed I am. That’s so many steps down. Why even bother to make a reservation?!

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Enterprise your website let us book this car, but the people here say they don’t get that class of vehicle at this location. Why does your website even let us do this!?

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Aster_DEX the unsubscribe link in your emails is broken. Please fix it before I’m forced to report it to the FTC.

[badcop @badcop_]

"we made it so you can talk to the computer like a person!"

i don't think you understand why i got into computers in the first place

[Kirk Chungus @wyatt_riot_69]

Why is the slurpee machine a computer? This is a job for a piece of paper or a sticker

[Balaji @balajis]

A memecoin is a zero-sum* lottery.

There is no wealth creation. Every buy order is simply matched by a sell order. And after an initial spike, the price eventually crashes and the last buyers lose everything.

* It’s actually negative sum if the platform takes a cut.

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@EricLabRat @BudrykZack I wish I could like this tweet a few hundred more times.

[۟ @filmfae]

got stuck at the bar until 2am so my friend could flirt with the ugliest man i’ve ever seen

[Amber Jamieson @ambiej]

our review culture is killing me. i don't want to give my socks a star rating. i will not grade my doc's appt. i am not enjoying my purchase, i simply needed it

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@trek Let me guess, it’s $300k and in suburban Dallas

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Diego24fps https://t.co/sbdkh39XbV

[The Beverly Tweetmaker @BvrlyTweetmaker]

Can't wait to bring my kids to the Fuck That Guy Museum of Science and Industry

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Diego24fps Do you know how many people they have to kill to make those signs?

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

tired: fix the memory leak

wired: figure out how to run a cronjob with kubernetes to restart the service once a day

inspired: write a function that panics and kills the service at a certain time every day which will cause kubernetes to restart the pod

[Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom]

@Diego24fps @ThePretendGM You should be ashamed